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#31 Cary Kollins

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 09:06 PM

How many cowboys fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know but Dez Bryant just pimp slapped his mom again.

#32 Kyle82

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 09:28 PM

I hear that The History Channel is doing a special on Cowboy playoff seasons

#33 philw5289

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 09:30 PM

if we were playing dallas on primetime dez wouldn't be able to play due to his curfew

#34 philw5289

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 09:32 PM

mmmm

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#35 Hawkfanadam

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 09:33 PM

After Tony Romo's last Touchdown, he went to call his mom to share the good news.... Only problem is that he threw the phone for an interception... Wouldn't do him any good anyway, Dez Bryant was over at her house earlier. She's in the hospital.

#36 Gabeking

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 09:38 PM

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#37 ladypanther

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 09:45 PM

From Kyle82 in another thread:

What do you call a Cowboy with a Super Bowl Ring?


















OLD!!!!!!!!!!!



#38 Kyle82

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 09:48 PM

What's the difference between the Cowboys and One Dollar?


You still get 4 quarters out of One Dollar

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#39 Proudiddy

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 09:48 PM

Two cowboys take a trip up a mountain.

buttsecks.

#40 Frash Brastard

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 09:52 PM

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#41 4Corners

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 09:54 PM

What does a "brick" and a "300 pound woman" have in common?



A Cowboys fan will lay both of them.

#42 CarolinaVeins

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 10:43 PM

I was gonna make a gay Cowboy joke...butt fug it

#43 Gabeking

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 10:49 PM

I was gonna make a gay Cowboy joke...butt fug it


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#44 Jackofalltrades

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 11:03 PM

Jerry's kids.

#45 FireMarshallBill

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Posted 16 October 2012 - 12:01 AM

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