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#25 rayzor

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 04:47 PM

why did the cowboys fan climb the chain link fence?

to see what was on the other side.

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 08:03 PM

What does the NFL and the movie Broke Back Mountain have in common?

They both have cowboys that suck.

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 08:08 PM

the answer is 7-3.

what is the question?

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 08:21 PM

Q. Why do ducks fly over Cowboys stadium upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 08:23 PM

Q: In what state is Dallas located?

Cowboy fan A:

#30 R0CKnR0LLA

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 08:47 PM

cowboys.com is a gay homo-erotic dating site, although dallas fans have been visiting it for years and haven't yet realized it's not the official cowboys homepage

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 09:06 PM

How many cowboys fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know but Dez Bryant just pimp slapped his mom again.

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 09:28 PM

I hear that The History Channel is doing a special on Cowboy playoff seasons

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 09:30 PM

if we were playing dallas on primetime dez wouldn't be able to play due to his curfew

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 09:32 PM

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 09:33 PM

After Tony Romo's last Touchdown, he went to call his mom to share the good news.... Only problem is that he threw the phone for an interception... Wouldn't do him any good anyway, Dez Bryant was over at her house earlier. She's in the hospital.

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 09:38 PM

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