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#46 catfang

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Posted 16 October 2012 - 09:55 AM

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#47 philw5289

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Posted 16 October 2012 - 10:10 AM



#48 Johnny Rockets

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Posted 16 October 2012 - 02:11 PM

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Posted 16 October 2012 - 02:31 PM

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#50 Jim Harbaugh

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 01:35 AM

Seen on the wall of nasty bathroom stalls everywhere:


Here I sit my buns a flexin'
Squeezin' out another Dallas Cowboy Texan

#51 rayzor

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 09:04 AM

from a few years ago, but still hilarious...

Tony Womo Out Three To Four Weeks With Bwoken Widdle Fingey

October 16, 2008
DAWWAS—Cowboys medical personnel confirm that quawterback Tony Womo injured his thwowing hand in last week's 30-24 loss to the Arizona Cardinals and is expected to miss the next month after suffewing a sevewy bwoken wight pinkie-winkie.

Team doctors originally believed Womo's poor, poor bwoken fingey was merewy spwained, despite the quarterback insisting that his pinkie felt really, really, really ouchie after being hit by wots and wots of big mean mans during the first play of overtime.
The Cowboys are denying rumors that Womo will require weconstwuctive pinkie surgewy, insisting that it is only a bad owie and that Womo will not be placed on injuwed weserve.

"Tony has been very, very bwave through all this and barely cried at all when he heard his widdle fingey was in fact bwoken," coach Wade Phillips said Monday, explaining that Womo was "westing comfiwy" and watching cartoons at home and had thus far managed to keep his pinkie out of his mouth. "I'd say he's week to week, but it's up to the team medics to say when he's completely all-better-now."

The Cowboys originally sensed something was wrong when Womo threw three straight incomplete passes to begin the overtime after being sacked three times and knocked down 19 times during regulation by meanie-bullies who hate him. Their suspicions were confirmed when Womo blubbered to them on the sidelines while holding up his hurted fingey.

Womo was immediately given an orange-flavored St. Joseph aspirin and a wowwypop while a SpongeBob SquarePants Band-Aid was applied to the pinkie. When this proved inadequate, Cowboys head pediatrician Daniel "Doctor Danny" Cooper inspected Womo's pinkie while trainers distracted Womo by making a spoon into an airplane and "flying" chocolate ice cream into the quarterback's mouth.

"This was more than just the normal boo-boo," Cooper told reporters. "Tony has played through boo-boos before, like any team weader and big gwown-up boy has to. But when I saw the quivering chin, the big wet eyes, and the way he was hopping from foot to foot while holding up his widdle bitty widdy fingey, I knew this one was bad."
http://www.theonion....oken-widd,2581/



#52 L-TownCat

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 03:15 PM

Q: How did Michael Irvin score all of his Touch downs?

A: He just followed the white line.

#53 Future Of The Franchise

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 03:54 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifE6XkqMX9g


Dez Bryant were not puttin' up with your Bullshit..............you're gonna find yo ass in Cleveland...at best!


that cracked me the fug up.

#54 Raskle

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 06:34 PM

So, is a Cowgirls fan that doesn't like Tony, but still supports him, a Closet Romosexual?

#55 FastNFurious

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 07:16 PM

Jerry Jones says the Boys can win a championship this year...


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