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Fundamental Question: How do people buy in to Mormonism...

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See...

I'm thinking that 4 might just be the critical mass needed to ensure one of your wives was always "in the mood". Top it off with a little careful selection and you might just end up with a permanent 3 or even 4 some.

Now combine that with the very patriarchal family structure of Mormon households and looks like a recipe for bliss.

4 women living together will quickly synchronize their cycles.

You might have to take a week off every month...

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I'm pretty sure that if you're sealed(married) in the mormon church that the belief is that you must say a secret word to release your wife's spirit into the afterlife, otherwise her spirit languishes here on Earth. So, that's something pretty big to hang over her head to pressure her, or any number of wives into doing whatever you want.

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all i know is david archuletta is a prime arguement against the sanity of mormons

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I'm pretty sure that if you're sealed(married) in the mormon church that the belief is that you must say a secret word to release your wife's spirit into the afterlife, otherwise her spirit languishes here on Earth. So, that's something pretty big to hang over her head to pressure her, or any number of wives into doing whatever you want.

Damn, that sounds like a pretty good deal there...

"Put out or go to hell, your choice..."

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So splain to me how this particular thread elevated our overall consciousness to grow in our faith or the pursuit of faith?

Are you a mormon?

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This is Zod's opening salvo against Romney in 2012.

Zod is a gopher, and in order to defeat a gopher, I have to think like one, act like one, and whenever possible, look like one.

And that's all she wrote.

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Are you a mormon?

I ride a bike. That is about as close to a mormon as I get.

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:lol:

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This is Zod's opening salvo against Romney in 2012.

Zod is a gopher, and in order to defeat a gopher, I have to think like one, act like one, and whenever possible, look like one.

And that's all she wrote.

This is a check for 10,000 dollars!

Keep it, I got plenty of em.

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it's no more stupid than any other religion

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I think the question would be best answered by a mormon who has bought into it...

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Was the rock star who said he was a "Golden God" in Almost Famous a Mormon?

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