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Fundamental Question: How do people buy in to Mormonism...

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Are you a mormon?

I ride a bike. That is about as close to a mormon as I get.

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This is Zod's opening salvo against Romney in 2012.

Zod is a gopher, and in order to defeat a gopher, I have to think like one, act like one, and whenever possible, look like one.

And that's all she wrote.

This is a check for 10,000 dollars!

Keep it, I got plenty of em.

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it's no more stupid than any other religion

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I think the question would be best answered by a mormon who has bought into it...

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Was the rock star who said he was a "Golden God" in Almost Famous a Mormon?

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I ride a bike. That is about as close to a mormon as I get.

If you are riding on the highway, you are in serious peril.

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HOW CAN MORMONS BELIEVE THIS STUFF?!?!?!?!

/believes in a zombie that was born from a virgin and a magical place bad people go when they die

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I dated a mormon for about a month in college. It sucked and she didn't. Her Mom got all pissed when I ordered a Pepsi at dinner. OH, THE CAFFIENE IS A PRODUCT OF DA DEBIL!!!

Good thing she didn't know about the 30 Beast Lights I used to pound every night from Wednesday through Sunday. (Monday and Tuesday were my days of reflection and study.)

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