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My new definition of Christianity...

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Christianity: The belief that some Jewish Cosmic Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.

I thought it was quite humorous.

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I find it rather inflammatory.

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I find it rather inflammatory.

I hope your being sarcastic.

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Christianity: The belief that some Jewish Cosmic Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.

I thought it was quite humorous.

It is funny. Again, that is why it's called faith.

I will make sure nobody here puts a gun to your head. You have the wit,charm and smarts to decide what you want to do with/in your life.

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bigot

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Christianity: The belief that some Jewish Cosmic Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.

I thought it was quite humorous.

In the words of an old hymn, "You can to to hell".

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if your gonna do it, then why not do it right yeah!!!!!

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My definition of Christianity. The religion that internet message board posters seem to be obsessed with because every other topic the post now is about it. :)

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if your gonna do it, then why not do it right yeah!!!!!

Mine was less offensive...

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Well there isn't....

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My definition of Christianity. The religion that internet message board posters seem to be obsessed with because every other topic the post now is about it. :)

heh It's the Peppers threads of the tinderbox.

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