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#1 The Link

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 02:38 PM

Christianity: The belief that some Jewish Cosmic Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.


I thought it was quite humorous.

#2 Zod

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 02:42 PM

I find it rather inflammatory.

#3 The Link

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 02:49 PM

I find it rather inflammatory.


I hope your being sarcastic.

#4 pstall

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 02:50 PM

Christianity: The belief that some Jewish Cosmic Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.


I thought it was quite humorous.


It is funny. Again, that is why it's called faith.
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#5 g5jamz

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 03:08 PM

bigot

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 04:24 PM

Christianity: The belief that some Jewish Cosmic Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.


I thought it was quite humorous.


In the words of an old hymn, "You can to to hell".

#7 N1kkadeemuz

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 04:26 PM

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if your gonna do it, then why not do it right yeah!!!!!

#8 Davidson Deac II

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 05:27 PM

My definition of Christianity. The religion that internet message board posters seem to be obsessed with because every other topic the post now is about it. :)

Edited by Davidson Deac II, 22 May 2009 - 05:32 PM.


#9 The Link

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 06:04 PM

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if your gonna do it, then why not do it right yeah!!!!!


Mine was less offensive...

#10 Frash Brastard

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 06:13 PM

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 06:20 PM

http://www.carolinahuddle.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=29801&stc=1&d=1243033965


Well there isn't....

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 06:39 PM

My definition of Christianity. The religion that internet message board posters seem to be obsessed with because every other topic the post now is about it. :)


heh It's the Peppers threads of the tinderbox.

#13 Davidson Deac II

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 07:07 PM

heh It's the Peppers threads of the tinderbox.


:)

#14 PhillyB

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 07:57 PM

the alternative sucks worse

#15 Jangler

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 08:01 PM

Hinduism?


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