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#1 SCP

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 06:50 AM

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A WHOLE PIE!

What started out as a running joke in my neighborhood has now become scientific fact. Check out my jersey purchases over the years and look at the end result of the correlating player a year or so after my purchase. I will just go back to 2005 to illustrate.

- Practice worn Chris Jenkins jersey - Gets all fat and hurt and goes to Jets
- Practice worn Justin Hartwig jersey - Sucks at playing center in the NFL and goes to Steelers
- Authentic Julius Peppers - Bolts town shortly after I buy jersey
- Authentic Jake Delhomme - Cardinal skank fest and $12 million lottery winner
- Authentic Beason - Blows out achillies and now has potential season ending injury
- Authentic Otah - Fat, hurt, out of league

Maybe it's time I act my age and grow up and just buy non-player specific golf shirts and t-shirts so I don't continue sending our team on a death spiral to oblivion.

Marty Hurney is the scape goat for a fat, 37 year old traveling sales guy who drinks biscuit gravy like it's a fruit smoothie.

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 06:55 AM

I'm off to team store to buy Fua jersey

#3 SmokeScreen

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 06:56 AM

should of bought a marty hurney jersey a long time ago

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 07:03 AM

Any jerseys you guys want me to buy? Maybe a throw back Rivera jersey?

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 07:07 AM

i didn't even think that they sold otah and hartwig jerseys

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 07:08 AM

Just start buying flacons jerseys.

All of them.

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 07:13 AM

Yeah, get a Turner jersey and Ryan voodoo doll, whatever it takes man.

Guess you can toss your Hurney jersey now, that one kinda stood out anyway

#8 I Mean He Was Found Guilty

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 07:14 AM

i didn't even think that they sold otah and hartwig jerseys


you can custom order them from the panthers store or nflshop.com. you could even order an authentic pickles jersey if you were so inclined.

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 07:52 AM

Actually, I'm the cause.

I sang the "Cracker Jack, Honey Dew" fight song, complete with the "hands raised in a claw-like fashion," right before the season started, knowing full well that satanic verse was cursed.


My bad.

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 09:06 AM

you can custom order them from the panthers store or nflshop.com. you could even order an authentic pickles jersey if you were so inclined.


Hey SCP there's an idea!

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 09:11 AM

i was wearing my fresh authentic steve smith jersey on a certain Monday night in September of 2004.

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 09:18 AM

I blame your middle finger for the Cowboys loss too (but am still proud of you for it)

#13 Mr. Scot

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 09:31 AM

Thank goodness. I was worried it was me (they've had it rough since I moved here in 2007).

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 09:41 AM

Don't buy a Brees jersey. You may be responsible for the demise of this franchise, but there is a line that a fan should never cross, even with the best of intentions.

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 09:44 AM

When I clicked the thread I thought the OP was going to say that he was actually Marty Hurney.


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