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SCP    30,419

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Sorry, I've got nothing......

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dmpolaski    9

Haha, best of luck to you guys. Hopefully my Bears find an answer to how to slow down Steve Smith. Haven't figured it out so far. Chances are we'll put Jennings on him instead of Tillman. Tillman's having a great year but Jennings is much faster and just matches up better with Smith.

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RelaxImaPro    5,384

I've got your back SCP.

This Sunday the Panthers are going to put on such a passing clinic that 2 minutes into the first quarter the deafening chants of 'Da Bears!' are quickly going to turn into 'Da Fuq?' as Cam and Stewie slice and dice Peppers until the point that he's nothing more than a Western Omelette with a side of toast. This will also be the game that Gettis makes his big debut after missing the past season and a half where he breaks so many ankles and tears so many ACLs the medical staff is going to have to cart the whole defense out on hoverounds (they'll also be hitting Derrick Rose up on how to return from such injuries). Last, but definitely not least the Seventy-Two Million-Dollar Man, Charles Johnson, is going to earn every penny of his pay check as he racks up a franchise high in sacks on Douchebag Cutler who then subsequently rages off the field and hangs himself with the nearest Michael Jordan jersey.

The fans, in shock, will look up and see the final score of '40-17' with the Panthers having just disemboweled the stuffing out of the Chicago Teddy Bears.

... P.S. Peppers will also request a trade back to Charlotte.

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Jase    12,329

Jay Cutler. Prepare yourself for the fury of Frank "the stank" Alexander and Andre "nibbles and bits" Neblett.

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Chimera    3,446

Haha, best of luck to you guys. Hopefully my Bears find an answer to how to slow down Steve Smith. Haven't figured it out so far. Chances are we'll put Jennings on him instead of Tillman. Tillman's having a great year but Jennings is much faster and just matches up better with Smith.

Oh, don't worry about it. 6 games in, and we haven't figured out how to use Smith yet.

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PhillyB    40,350

you guys are going to poo your collective britches when you see this little thing we run called READ OPTION :ph34r:

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RelaxImaPro    5,384

you guys are going to poo your collective britches when you see this little thing we run called READ OPTION :ph34r:

Damn man, now you done went and gave our game plan away... :(

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Wyank    1,070

Damn man, now you done went and gave our game plan away... :(

It doesn't matter if they know. They can't stop it.

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Haha, best of luck to you guys. Hopefully my Bears find an answer to how to slow down Steve Smith. Haven't figured it out so far. Chances are we'll put Jennings on him instead of Tillman. Tillman's having a great year but Jennings is much faster and just matches up better with Smith.

you don't have to worry about Steve Smith. Trust me

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x djdrew x    226

Bears fans,

I just want to prepare you for the overwhelming playmaking ability of our secret weapons....

Armanti Edwards, Haruki Suzuki Nakamura, Sione Fua, and Jimmy Clausen.

These are what I call the "Fantastic Four" and will undoubtedly contribute as deciding factors in the game on Sunday.

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nobody    19

heck If i was a bears fan I am not sure I would want the win............ id have to admit it was a football game. You guys should ask for a tie so you can say you earned every win in your record.

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