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#1 SCP

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:40 AM

....

Sorry, I've got nothing......

#2 dmpolaski

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:41 AM

Haha, best of luck to you guys. Hopefully my Bears find an answer to how to slow down Steve Smith. Haven't figured it out so far. Chances are we'll put Jennings on him instead of Tillman. Tillman's having a great year but Jennings is much faster and just matches up better with Smith.

#3 The Saltman

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:49 AM

Lol

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:55 AM

I've got your back SCP.

This Sunday the Panthers are going to put on such a passing clinic that 2 minutes into the first quarter the deafening chants of 'Da Bears!' are quickly going to turn into 'Da Fuq?' as Cam and Stewie slice and dice Peppers until the point that he's nothing more than a Western Omelette with a side of toast. This will also be the game that Gettis makes his big debut after missing the past season and a half where he breaks so many ankles and tears so many ACLs the medical staff is going to have to cart the whole defense out on hoverounds (they'll also be hitting Derrick Rose up on how to return from such injuries). Last, but definitely not least the Seventy-Two Million-Dollar Man, Charles Johnson, is going to earn every penny of his pay check as he racks up a franchise high in sacks on Douchebag Cutler who then subsequently rages off the field and hangs himself with the nearest Michael Jordan jersey.

The fans, in shock, will look up and see the final score of '40-17' with the Panthers having just disemboweled the stuffing out of the Chicago Teddy Bears.



... P.S. Peppers will also request a trade back to Charlotte.

#5 Jase

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:59 AM

Jay Cutler. Prepare yourself for the fury of Frank "the stank" Alexander and Andre "nibbles and bits" Neblett.

#6 Chimera

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 10:49 AM

Haha, best of luck to you guys. Hopefully my Bears find an answer to how to slow down Steve Smith. Haven't figured it out so far. Chances are we'll put Jennings on him instead of Tillman. Tillman's having a great year but Jennings is much faster and just matches up better with Smith.


Oh, don't worry about it. 6 games in, and we haven't figured out how to use Smith yet.

#7 PhillyB

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 11:14 AM

you guys are going to poo your collective britches when you see this little thing we run called READ OPTION :ph34r:

#8 RelaxImaPro

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 11:20 AM

you guys are going to poo your collective britches when you see this little thing we run called READ OPTION :ph34r:


Damn man, now you done went and gave our game plan away... :(

#9 Wyank

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 12:10 PM

Damn man, now you done went and gave our game plan away... :(


It doesn't matter if they know. They can't stop it.

#10 nobody

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 12:33 PM


It doesn't matter if they know. They can't stop it.


yeah I mean its not like its the nfl or anything.........

#11 Herbert The Love Bug

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 02:26 PM

Haha, best of luck to you guys. Hopefully my Bears find an answer to how to slow down Steve Smith. Haven't figured it out so far. Chances are we'll put Jennings on him instead of Tillman. Tillman's having a great year but Jennings is much faster and just matches up better with Smith.


you don't have to worry about Steve Smith. Trust me

#12 x djdrew x

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 04:25 PM

Bears fans,

I just want to prepare you for the overwhelming playmaking ability of our secret weapons....

Armanti Edwards, Haruki Suzuki Nakamura, Sione Fua, and Jimmy Clausen.

These are what I call the "Fantastic Four" and will undoubtedly contribute as deciding factors in the game on Sunday.