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Just got bit by a Black Mamba while on my roof...

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Feeling a little lightheaded. Not sure what to do next. Thoughts?

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Not sure, but it does seem like a common problem around here.

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Strange that you should mention it. I was just reading something here yesterday about someone cleaning out their gutters and realized it had been awhile since I had checked mine.

It was getting late and the sun was going down, but I figured it wouldn't take long and with the mega storm on the way why take chances and wait, right? So I grabbed a ladder and flashlight and headed up to the roof.

Well guess what, I wasn't on the roof a minute when I was bit by Bela Lugosi and get this, he was wearing a black cape too! What are the chances?

[url="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Bela_lugosi_dracula.jpg"][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Bela_lugosi_dracula.jpg[/img][/url]

Now I'm feeling a little lightheaded. Not sure what to do next. Thoughts?

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Black Mamba snatched out my eye.

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I've decided to lie down. Throat is starting to feel a bit tight though. Thankfully my typing skills have yet to be affected.

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Bunch of racists
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Who hasnt been bitten by the black mamba???? Just eat some food dude you will come down.

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Kobe Bryant was on your roof?
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Best thread on the site.
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[quote name='Mr.Jasonluckydog' timestamp='1351298725' post='1964892']
Who hasnt been bitten by the black mamba???? Just eat some food dude you will come down.


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I tried eating a bag of Dorito's but my tongue has swollen up to the size of a small volkswagon. I'm beginning to think I should try another message board.
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That was Kobe Bryant and that was rape.
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Ok, just tried the Laker's message board, and they are 50% certain it wasn't Kobe. But I'm growing suspicious as I have just found a Laker's jersey in my storm drain. I may have to contact the police.

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