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Just got bit by a Black Mamba while on my roof...


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#1 stankowalski

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 07:09 PM

Feeling a little lightheaded. Not sure what to do next. Thoughts?

#2 NanuqoftheNorth

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 07:20 PM

Not sure, but it does seem like a common problem around here.

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 07:20 PM

Strange that you should mention it. I was just reading something here yesterday about someone cleaning out their gutters and realized it had been awhile since I had checked mine.

It was getting late and the sun was going down, but I figured it wouldn't take long and with the mega storm on the way why take chances and wait, right? So I grabbed a ladder and flashlight and headed up to the roof.

Well guess what, I wasn't on the roof a minute when I was bit by Bela Lugosi and get this, he was wearing a black cape too! What are the chances?

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Now I'm feeling a little lightheaded. Not sure what to do next. Thoughts?

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 07:23 PM

Black Mamba snatched out my eye.

#5 stankowalski

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 07:23 PM

I've decided to lie down. Throat is starting to feel a bit tight though. Thankfully my typing skills have yet to be affected.

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 07:24 PM

Bunch of racists

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 07:45 PM

Who hasnt been bitten by the black mamba???? Just eat some food dude you will come down.

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:25 PM

Kobe Bryant was on your roof?

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 08:40 PM

Best thread on the site.

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:15 PM

Who hasnt been bitten by the black mamba???? Just eat some food dude you will come down.


I tried eating a bag of Dorito's but my tongue has swollen up to the size of a small volkswagon. I'm beginning to think I should try another message board.

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:22 PM

That was Kobe Bryant and that was rape.

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:29 PM

Ok, just tried the Laker's message board, and they are 50% certain it wasn't Kobe. But I'm growing suspicious as I have just found a Laker's jersey in my storm drain. I may have to contact the police.

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:55 PM

damn black mambas need to stay in the cellar where they belong along with the puerto rican mambas and mexican mambas

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 10:09 PM



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Posted 26 October 2012 - 10:09 PM