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if you had to live with one

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So? What happened with the facebook cuntpunt?

HA....I just looked at her pictures...yep she is still shaped like Mrs. Potatohead

I don't give two shits about that bitch..she's not worth my time...

I really just had an opportunity to use the phrase cuntpunt :)

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I'd choose B. Get some of the pot, annoyances will seem less.

And GF could disappear anytime. Go buy panties and leave them around his room. Maybe a lipstick on the floor under his bed.

Then find a friend to call him, have her answer it, and then hang up. She'll explode in jealousy and anger.

Basically do the plot to the movie Pacific Heights.

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B...steal his pot, bang his girl and kick the dog

then boot them out and bring A in and tell him if he ever touches my poo, I'll break his fingers, one at a time

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i've lived with both at the same time.

nothing like coming home to see some dude i've never met and his dog (the complex had a strict no-pet policy and fined the fug out of people who violated it) on the couch who's "just going to be hanging around for a few days" per the stoner and then getting shot a nasty look as i go to take a piss because the other guy's girlfriend had just stepped out of the shower and was still in a towel and i was "forcing her out".

moving out of there was the happiest day of my life.

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I would take B and murder the dog

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option B roommate quit his job as a server at a local chain restaurant yesterday. so now not only is he all those things i mentioned...he's now unemployed and will be at the house all the time pretty much. enough of a reason to kick him out?

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Hell yes

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Sure...

If you get a girl roommate...make sure it's no one that'd you ever sleep with...that complicates things too....so I'm told

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Probably time to be grown up's and have a sit down with everyone.....not including the girlfriend.

Get some things on the table, either way you are going to piss them off.

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Probably time to be grown up's and have a sit down with everyone.....not including the girlfriend.

Get some things on the table, either way you are going to piss them off.

Yea def...it's getting so annoying to have someone live at your house that is so ungodly lazy it makes you feel bad for them.

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How is he going to pay rent now?

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No job, no house. Sorry pal. Out.

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