if you had to live with one
Posted 31 October 2012 - 03:06 PM
Posted 31 October 2012 - 03:12 PM
Posted 31 October 2012 - 05:00 PM
Then have a long sit down talk with him.
You can't do much about the laziness and the girlfriend/dog.
Posted 31 October 2012 - 05:13 PM
Posted 31 October 2012 - 05:51 PM
Posted 01 November 2012 - 08:35 AM
So? What happened with the facebook cuntpunt?
HA....I just looked at her pictures...yep she is still shaped like Mrs. Potatohead
I don't give two shits about that bitch..she's not worth my time...
I really just had an opportunity to use the phrase cuntpunt
Posted 01 November 2012 - 08:37 AM
And GF could disappear anytime. Go buy panties and leave them around his room. Maybe a lipstick on the floor under his bed.
Then find a friend to call him, have her answer it, and then hang up. She'll explode in jealousy and anger.
Basically do the plot to the movie Pacific Heights.
Posted 01 November 2012 - 09:20 AM
then boot them out and bring A in and tell him if he ever touches my poo, I'll break his fingers, one at a time
Posted 01 November 2012 - 09:47 AM
nothing like coming home to see some dude i've never met and his dog (the complex had a strict no-pet policy and fined the fug out of people who violated it) on the couch who's "just going to be hanging around for a few days" per the stoner and then getting shot a nasty look as i go to take a piss because the other guy's girlfriend had just stepped out of the shower and was still in a towel and i was "forcing her out".
moving out of there was the happiest day of my life.
Posted 02 November 2012 - 12:29 PM