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#16 Hotsauce

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 11:49 AM

In the house I just sold, I mounted an LCD TV up on the wall of my master bath. You could watch tv while: showering, taking baths, brushing your teeth, getting dressed, and poopinz

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 11:50 AM

That's too many! Way too much to clean.

Congrats on the new house.


Thank you :)

Lol, like I clean my own toilets!

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 12:49 PM

I have 4 but the neighbors house is in foreclosure and i piss in their yard all the time.

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 04:07 PM

I have 4 but the neighbors house is in foreclosure and i piss in their yard all the time.


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Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:21 PM

If you decide you need new ones, let me know. I'll gladly ship you five with heated, self opening bidet seats. Cha-ching! :D

Edit: Forgot to mention they also blow dry your nuts with warm air.


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Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:23 PM

I suggest pissing off the deck, toilets are over rated
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:29 PM

I suggest pissing off the deck, toilets are over rated


On those quite, crisp winter nights, if you listen closely and the breeze is just right, you can hear the splattering of my piss raining over the side of my deck to the forest floor below.

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:38 PM

I can appreciate the patter of piss on the ground but I have higher aspirations, I usually am going for distance.......I was able to hit an owl on Saturday in the eye on the second highest branch of a pine tree in the back yard. I started out small though, you know chipmunks running around in the backyard, squirrels running through branches on the lower limbs of trees, now I have moved up to birds......my dream however is to piss on a plane
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 11:00 PM

I love when people start threads to brag about themselves. I have one toilet in my house and it is sitting on a rotted floor that is about to fall through. I never get to use the toilet because it is always occupied so I just go outside most of the time.

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 11:04 PM

Trailer trash gonna trash^^^

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 11:29 PM

I wish i could stop by and upper-decker all five.
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