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[Jase]

Dear NFL pregame shows:

Still "definitely want" Bob Griffin over me along with "80% of the rest of the league"?

-Cameron Jerrell Newton



Dear Shanahan:

When you use me like your ho, it'll eventually bite you on the ass.

Love,
4th down conversions

[Argus Plexus]

Dear Luke Kuechly,

Ouch

Love,
Beason's chances at being the Panthers' MLB next season

[Third Degree]

Dear Armanti,

It's about time you do something after all these years I've propped you up.

-Gantt

[Growl]

Dear Colin Cowherd.

Here's a tissue.


-- False sympathy

[shinallsm]

Dear Wilson,

I wagged my dick in your face after that TD catch.

Yours Truly,

Smitty

[AR-15 Panther]

Dear huddle, I will continue to celebrate first downs and tds, quit your b####ing.

Love, dat true n@##$% Cam.

[tarheelpride]

Dear RGIII:

Nice to finally meet you.

- Greg Hardy and Charles Johnson

[JawnyBlaze]

Dear refs,

Holy poo you sucked in that game.

- Both teams

[Gallagher]

Dear Media and Fans calling for DeAngelo to be traded,

F you.

Love,

#34's 30 yard TD

[rayzor]

dear brakes,

sorry, i don't think i'll be needing you anymore this year.

signed,
rivera's foot

[Mr. Scot]

Dear Luke Kuechly,

Ouch.

- Your Head


Ditto from me.

- Alfred Morris

[rayzor]

dear cam,

i secretly want to be you when i grow up.

sincerely,
robert "i wear cam newton socks" griffin iii

[Mr. Scot]

dear brakes,

sorry, i don't think i'll be needing you anymore this year.

signed,
rivera's foot

[Zod]

Dear Panthers,

Thank you for selling probably 50 grand more in concessions this Sunday.

Love,

Big Cat

[crack0saur]

Dear optimism, why the fug are you making me think we have a chance at a decent record.