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How does Peyton's surgically repaired neck support that massive water head?

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For the love of Christ man, no wonder his neck is all fuged up. He's like some Weird Science gene splice of Frankenstein and Andy Griffith. You could mount a basketball rim on the bridge of his nose and have a pick up game while he sings "Aw schucks golly gee" songs to brain dead mountain folks. Papa Johns should offer 25% off a pizza order to the first person who can throw a football and miss Peyton's forehead.

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Uncanny.

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When Manning takes his first hit from the panthers, will the trainers be able to put humpty back together again?

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He would be a good Klingon with some wrinkles in it...


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he's got a fivehead instead of a forehead........damn that was lame....

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[quote name='jackson113' timestamp='1352394660' post='1987716']
he's got a fivehead instead of a forehead........damn that was lame....
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Lamer than a "city guys" tv reunion.

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Mr. SCP, I think I would like to drink a beer or 5 with you.

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When he hangs up the cleats, this guy is definitely head coach material.

ba-dump
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[quote name='Jase' timestamp='1352389177' post='1987585']
Uncanny.

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[img]http://sites.google.com/site/homeboyjase/peyton.jpg[/img]



When Manning takes his first hit from the panthers, will the trainers be able to put humpty back together again?
[/quote]he looks like he's thinking; "duh, which way did he go, boss? which way did he go?
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Ha ha! Oh man, this is good stuff guys! What's next? You gunna make fun of his momma? Pathetic, bush leage garbage smack. I'd expect nothing else from a buncha slack jawed backwoods country bumpkins though lol

Listen up Kitties, and listen up good. Manning has a HUGE head. It got that way cramming every bit of game film he could get his hands on to be absolutely sure he dissects your Defense like a half decayed science class frog. By the end of the week, he'll half know your Defense better than you do. So while you look at his head and see about 3 extra inches of forehead, just remember, there is about a 5 gallon bucket's worth of brains bumping in that dome ready to lay waste to your pathetic, joke of a team.

SCP.... Must be an acronym for Smack Can't Produce, because if this is all you've got, you should stick to heckling T-ball games. And speaking of "Brain Dead Mountain Folks" I thought I would just post this little tidbit of 'yer kin in action' lol

[b] Dumb North Carolina Hillbilly Claims He Saw Bigfoot "He Had Beautiful Hair" [/b]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4cFWS4gP44[/media]

:thumbsu:


Here's how Sunday is going to go down....

We show up, we win, this place changes it's name to "Carolinapuddle" after piss dribbles down your collective legs in the 4th quarter. Broncos fans put another notch on the headboard after the violating is over with, and you guys leave with another nail in the coffin of a season destined for futility.

There will be no respite this Sunday boys and girls. You will lose. It will not go well for you. Your QB will cry like a weiner wearing his dryer-lint sweater, and you will go to sleep with visions of someday having a team that has it's act together, and isn't the sh*t heel of the NFL. That's after living the nightmare that's coming your way of course.

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Sleep tight.....

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[quote name='Kishzilla' timestamp='1352437570' post='1988663']
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Sleep tight.....
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This is 12and4....

I registered just to say...

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Cam gonna take lil Von Von to the wood shed Sunday.

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[quote name='jake14wl' timestamp='1352444366' post='1988790']
Cam gonna take lil Von Von to the wood shed Sunday.
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Really? Von Miller is averaging 3 sacks PER GAME since week 9... thats the most in the nfl in that span.
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