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#11 jake14wl

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 01:59 AM

Cam gonna take lil Von Von to the wood shed Sunday.

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 02:20 AM

Cam gonna take lil Von Von to the wood shed Sunday.


Really? Von Miller is averaging 3 sacks PER GAME since week 9... thats the most in the nfl in that span.

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 03:16 AM

Ha ha! Oh man, this is good stuff guys! What's next? You gunna make fun of his momma? Pathetic, bush leage garbage smack. I'd expect nothing else from a buncha slack jawed backwoods country bumpkins though lol

Listen up Kitties, and listen up good. Manning has a HUGE head. It got that way cramming every bit of game film he could get his hands on to be absolutely sure he dissects your Defense like a half decayed science class frog. By the end of the week, he'll half know your Defense better than you do. So while you look at his head and see about 3 extra inches of forehead, just remember, there is about a 5 gallon bucket's worth of brains bumping in that dome ready to lay waste to your pathetic, joke of a team.

SCP.... Must be an acronym for Smack Can't Produce, because if this is all you've got, you should stick to heckling T-ball games. And speaking of "Brain Dead Mountain Folks" I thought I would just post this little tidbit of 'yer kin in action' lol

Dumb North Carolina Hillbilly Claims He Saw Bigfoot "He Had Beautiful Hair"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4cFWS4gP44

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Here's how Sunday is going to go down....

We show up, we win, this place changes it's name to "Carolinapuddle" after piss dribbles down your collective legs in the 4th quarter. Broncos fans put another notch on the headboard after the violating is over with, and you guys leave with another nail in the coffin of a season destined for futility.

There will be no respite this Sunday boys and girls. You will lose. It will not go well for you. Your QB will cry like a weiner wearing his dryer-lint sweater, and you will go to sleep with visions of someday having a team that has it's act together, and isn't the sh*t heel of the NFL. That's after living the nightmare that's coming your way of course.

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tl/dr but man I gotta give you credit for being that fuging sensitive to write a book long post in a thread about the size of a guys head.

Oh and your really one to talk about people in a state considering your state gave the world the:

columbine murderers
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this crazy mother fuger with pink spray paint hair that shot up that theatre
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this racist retard that is supposed to be a leader in a state
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And many other cases.

Every state has crazy rednecks that do stupid things, but no other state has as many mentally insane mass murderers running around on the streets than Colorado.

Good attempt at your first post here. Go play some fuging John Denver and fill up your senses with some Colorado Rockie Mountain high

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 03:32 AM

Cam gonna take lil Von Von to the wood shed Sunday.


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You'll have to excuse me if I don't take your word for it....

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I hope Cam tries to extend plays Sunday. Just gives Von more time to think up a new dance number lol

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 03:34 AM

Yeahhhh... I'm not sure what kinda smack that was. The deaths of innocent people have nothing to do with football...

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 03:48 AM

tl/dr but man I gotta give you credit for being that fuging sensitive to write a book long post in a thread about the size of a guys head.

Oh and your really one to talk about people in a state considering your state gave the world the:

columbine murderers


this crazy mother fuger with pink spray paint hair that shot up that theatre


this racist retard that is supposed to be a leader in a state



And many other cases.

Every state has crazy rednecks that do stupid things, but no other state has as many mentally insane mass murderers running around on the streets than Colorado.

Good attempt at your first post here. Go play some fuging John Denver and fill up your senses with some Colorado Rockie Mountain high



Oh you...

First, you say tldr, which, for a moment I believed you, since you're from N.C. I figured you couldn't anyway, then I proceeded to go through your post and see that yes, you did in fact read it.

So lets dissect this for a second. First, you lie, then you proceed to dance around anything regarding football because you're either A: too ignorant to brush on the topic B: too scared to, or C: unable to come up with anything to refute what I said about your god awful joke of a team and QB.

If you want to argue the merits of why Colorado is better than Nowth Cayrolahnuh, I'd be more than happy to oblige. lol

If you want to talk football, we can do that too, but I can clearly see your lip quivvering from here.

It was a nice try "Daddy Uncle" (Man, what a fitting name for a likely inbred hillbilly ha ha) but you've failed miserably to prove that your team is not inferior to mine, and that your state is not 3rd world.

Good luck next try!

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 04:00 AM

Really? Von Miller is averaging 3 sacks PER GAME since week 9... thats the most in the nfl in that span.


Cam Newton is 6' 5 255lb. Good luck.

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 04:07 AM

Cam Newton is 6' 5 255lb. Good luck.


Yet he's been sacked 7 more times than peyton flippin manning? or do we not use logic on this forum.

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 04:16 AM

Cam Newton is 6' 5 255lb. Good luck.


Von Miller routinely makes Offensive Tackles look like a bunch of bitches. I assure you, Cam Newton is not bigger than an Offensive Tackle.

God damn. That was seriously one of the dumbest retorts I've ever had the displeasure to read. ha ha

Please try harder.

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 08:48 AM

Ha ha! Oh man, this is good stuff guys! What's next? You gunna make fun of his momma? Pathetic, bush leage garbage smack. I'd expect nothing else from a buncha slack jawed backwoods country bumpkins though lol

Listen up Kitties, and listen up good. Manning has a HUGE head. It got that way cramming every bit of game film he could get his hands on to be absolutely sure he dissects your Defense like a half decayed science class frog. By the end of the week, he'll half know your Defense better than you do. So while you look at his head and see about 3 extra inches of forehead, just remember, there is about a 5 gallon bucket's worth of brains bumping in that dome ready to lay waste to your pathetic, joke of a team.

SCP.... Must be an acronym for Smack Can't Produce, because if this is all you've got, you should stick to heckling T-ball games. And speaking of "Brain Dead Mountain Folks" I thought I would just post this little tidbit of 'yer kin in action' lol

Dumb North Carolina Hillbilly Claims He Saw Bigfoot "He Had Beautiful Hair"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4cFWS4gP44

:thumbsu:


Here's how Sunday is going to go down....

We show up, we win, this place changes it's name to "Carolinapuddle" after piss dribbles down your collective legs in the 4th quarter. Broncos fans put another notch on the headboard after the violating is over with, and you guys leave with another nail in the coffin of a season destined for futility.

There will be no respite this Sunday boys and girls. You will lose. It will not go well for you. Your QB will cry like a weiner wearing his dryer-lint sweater, and you will go to sleep with visions of someday having a team that has it's act together, and isn't the sh*t heel of the NFL. That's after living the nightmare that's coming your way of course.

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Sleep tight.....


See this is where Colts fans are delusional. So the broncos are undefeated this year? I agree with your post, you guys should and probably will beat us because the only teams you have beaten this year, besides the beat up Steelers week 1, are teams with losing records. Broncos are 0-2 vs the other teams you've played with a winning record this season. So a $90 million QB plus Fox gets you 4 wins against losing teams and 2 losses against winning teams. Beat your chest big guy, have fun. Just remember to take the tags off your Manning jersey before you wear it. The last time the Broncos came to BofA in 2008 you guys were thumping your chest and got beat down like punk bitches to the tune of 30-10. Smith had 165 yards receiving but he sux now right Colt fans? You were probably a Pats fan then though. Enjoy your win Sunday because its in the bag. There is not even a reason to play the game.


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