Watch porn for about three hours straight then jerk it. You'll have to take a shower afterwards.
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Posted 09 November 2012 - 01:00 PM
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Posted 09 November 2012 - 01:05 PM
I always remove my priest robes before I begin. Don't want any more incriminating stains.
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Posted 09 November 2012 - 01:11 PM
no mention of sitting on your hand first?
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Posted 09 November 2012 - 01:16 PM
Or do it with your left hand.
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Draft nothing but HOFers!
Posted 09 November 2012 - 01:26 PM
Two words: Prostate
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Posted 09 November 2012 - 03:55 PM
I have never fapped
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Posted 09 November 2012 - 04:21 PM
and I'm an A cup
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Draft nothing but HOFers!
Posted 09 November 2012 - 04:42 PM
You fap every time you take a big poop.
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Posted 09 November 2012 - 04:44 PM
You fap every time you take a big poop.
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tootin' McDonalds all day errday
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Posted 09 November 2012 - 04:45 PM
right before ejaculation I clamp my penis head closed with my fingers. Makes the wonderful feeling last a lot longer. Also no mess. I then go to the toilet, trashcan, get a some tissues or a dirty shirt or and release your load.
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Posted 09 November 2012 - 04:46 PM
Kegel exercises baby.
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Posted 10 November 2012 - 01:41 AM
use caution in selecting socks the next day
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Posted 10 November 2012 - 02:44 AM
Iused to jack it in socks, but the next day footies would appear beside them.....they looked like me a little....use caution in selecting socks the next day
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Posted 10 November 2012 - 08:26 PM
Wish I could pie/rep 100 times for your sigLol, i knew this topic was coming.
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