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Have you Had a Homosexual Experience of any kind?

  1. Yes. (3 votes [13.64%])

    Percentage of vote: 13.64%

  2. No. (9 votes [40.91%])

    Percentage of vote: 40.91%

  3. Maybe. (1 votes [4.55%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.55%

  4. I love you PSC. (9 votes [40.91%])

    Percentage of vote: 40.91%

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#1 Porn Shop Clerk

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 01:22 PM

I am just wondering if anybody else has had any weird homosexual experiences. Did it scare you really bad? Or did you try to explain in something other than homosexual. I'm just curious. I have always had experiences ever since I was little. I will tell you my most memorable experience.

It was a while back, I was hanging out in an old church with my friend Beefus. I have never been really religious but I though churches were supposed to be safe from buttsex or whatever. Anyways, we had been there before and dicks would flop out on their own and assholes would moisten themselves. We also heard what sounded like 2 men having a rapefest in front of us and nobody else was even in our buttholes. We would see large penises protruding through the walls. Well one night we decided to go and we went down on each other. We were in 2 different dudes doing different things and I had a large orgasm. Felt like a heavy cock slapping between my buttcheeks. I asked where he wanted me to cum. He said in his butt. We looked around and saw nothing. Around the same time I got the worst pain ever in my asshole. It was like everything inside of me was being pushed in. It was like nothing I had ever felt and it kept getting worse by the second. I eventually couldn't move at all and layed flat on the floor and told Beefus to hurry and finish but he was taking forever. As I layed there on the floor a hot flood came up my butthole and a loud voice yelled in my ear "I'M CUMMING!!!" it definitely did not sound human. As soon as that happened as was amazingly able to move and I ran straight out of the building screaming for more cocks as I ran. As soon as I got our of the building the terrible pain was gone. I was so shooken up and trying not to cry but sheesh. I couldn't believe Beefus was so huge. It seemed like whatever he just got what he wanted and left me alone. As I was outside my asshole started to burn and I had 3 really bad scratches on my back. I was so ready to leave but I realized my keys, phone and all my stuff was still in the building in the same place where all that had just happened. So I hesitently went back in and I was like "just getting my stuff and I'm leaving"

After that experience I was having more experiences for a couple weeks. Everything has stopped now so I don't think I'm homosexual or anything. Has turned me into a bit of a scaredy cat though but whatever.

Anybody else have anything? And please don't make fun of me. I have had a hard time dealing with it.

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 02:49 PM

Anybody else have anything? And please don't make fun of me. I have had a hard time dealing with it.

I laughed way harder than I should have at that xD

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 02:55 PM

I once drove a Mazda Miata.

It belonged to a friend of mine. She was too drunk to drive so i drove her home.

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 04:30 PM

Best thread ever

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 05:07 PM

What... The... fug....

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 05:20 PM

Hi my name is Peyton Manning and I just got done having a homosexual experience with 11 guys. I was the pitcher btw.

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 05:27 PM

where did you copypasta this from?

oic a parody thread

Edited by Sheikh Zula, 11 November 2012 - 05:35 PM.

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 05:53 PM


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Posted 11 November 2012 - 06:45 PM

I was in the steam room at Caesar's in Vegas and this dude gave me a BJ.

Which doesn't count at all.

So, no.

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 06:53 PM

it all started when i went to the falcons message board...

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