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Bucs week - This is a Get Right game bitches

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Uh oh, Ass Pirates. It's 7am on game day. Can you hear that? That silence? It's like Raymond James Stadium on game day. The silence is defening. But you can hear the nervous thumping of Josh Freeman's heart. For in less that 4 hours he will be staring down the barrel at our Pocket Gremlin, Captain Munnerlyn. No he is not the captain of the ship or team or chess club. He is the captain of 4' tall Napoleon Syndrome super athletes everywhere. Kind of like my Panthers garden Gnome is the captain of my flower bed. Oh Joshua, you better eat all of your pregame meal son, cause you are gonna need every ounce of protein to fend off Pocket Gremlin. Doug Martin? Here's some fantasy advice; sit his ass. Captain will be nipping at his heels like a pissed off Pomeranian. I must wrap this up because I have to wipe my ass now. I will be at the tailgate in less than an hour. If I see any of you dumb ass Buc fans walking around with eye patches and leather thongs, I'm throwing rocks at you.

It will probably take two or three rolls of triple ply to get rid of all that poo.

Game Day

Bucs vs Panthers

Go Bucs.

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It will probably take two or three rolls of triple ply to get rid of all that poo.

Game Day

Bucs vs Panthers

Go Bucs.

Told ya fine young male. Captain for the pick 6. Lol

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Told ya fine young male. Captain for the pick 6. Lol

Oh well, poo happens as you well know. How many rolls of triple ply did you use?

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We are letting you guys move right down the field in OT so fug it. Captain my captain.

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We are letting you guys move right down the field in OT so fug it. Captain my captain.

Well, that was very nice of you guys and for a TD no less and thanks.

It wasn't a great game but it was back and forth with lots of sloppiness and good stuff on both sides.

Told ya about the football gods. It looks like they gave applied the 'any given Sunday' rule to us.

So,

That means you get to select your own recipe referred to in post #23.

http://www.crowbusters.com/recipes.htm,

Also, your OP and this mornings post was kinda funny and you obviously put some thought into it.

Have some pie for dessert.

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Hey SCP,

The pie button seems to be missing. I have to go out for awhile and will look into it when I get back.

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hahahah fuging panthers. The Bucs practically gave you the game on a silver platter and you fumbled it. lol

Now go to bed while the Bucs and falcons get ready to battle it out for the top dog spot in the division.

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welp we suck ass

but at least we're not prancing pirate fairies who suck ass for recreation

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Good game Pansies! I want to thank you all for playing hard and helping us to show that we can play through adversity. It's not everyday that a team can survive two turnovers AND have the zebras take away an obvious touchdown.

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This win will help to fortify a winning attitude and further develop team chemistry as we attempt to contend for the playoffs. Nothing like having an off day and still pulling out a "W".

So as a token of our appreciation, here's a gift that we hope will sentimentally remind you of us:

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Unfortunately, it's not brand new (we've already used it ;)), but it should come in handy for cleaning out that dusty cellar you guys are in. Cheers!

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Lol they flashed the consecutive sell out stat at the game today lol. The stadium was maybe 3/4 full.

fug you PR people. Call it for what it is you fuging pansies.

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