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Citizens of multiple states create online petitions to secede from the US.

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lol @ 26,000 Louisiana signatures....

Let them be taken over by the Gulf...

This one is especially hilarious to me.

Louisiana is a net taker of government funds and without the federal government, New Orleans would still be largely in shambles.

Louisiana without federal funding is one major hurricane away from being a developing country.

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You wouldn't even hear the shot.

lol @ Johnny Commandos

Dude We are like totally snipers....I'll be Billy Zane and you be Tom Beringer....but you always get to be Billy Zane....I love you Beefus.

Take off your ghillie suit....

No Keep it on!!!

I just can't secede you Beefus.

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And big peckers

/fixed it for you

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not sure how that's relevant

anyway,

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Aaaaaaaaand we've reached the end of your debating points. Care to call me a racist outright while you're at it?

Gospodin's tactic:

*points and screams* RACISM! *scurries away hoping that no one notices*

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Aaaaaaaaand we've reached the end of your debating points. Care to call me a racist outright while you're at it?

Gospodin's tactic:

*points and screams* RACISM! *scurries away hoping that no one notices*

You really really want someone to call you a racist, don't you? Why don't you start another thread asking people to for some reason

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fascinatingly a significant portion of the people signing these things live in states that receive far more from the federal government than they produce in revenue, which is interesting considering their position astride the moral horse of not taking government handouts

also if half those states left they'd be third word countries, but i guess the good news is they'd get to keep the straws of pet institutions like guns and racism that they've been grasping at since reconstruction

Maybe the people who signed the petition DON'T WANT that federal assistance.

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Maybe the people who signed the petition DON'T WANT that federal assistance.

They will if the Feds decide to take back, or have the states pay for any federally subsidized equipment or structures they have before they leave.

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Maybe the people who signed the petition DON'T WANT that federal assistance.

yeah i'm sure the next time a hurricane hits everyone will eschew help in favor of pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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I'm pretty sure very few of the people who signed those petitions are down to fight to the death for their cause. But if a lot of them are, they should keep at it because there are plenty of trained men who stand by this country ready to provide them with the opportunity to die for their cause.

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I'm pretty sure very few of the people who signed those petitions are down to fight to the death for their cause. But if a lot of them are, they should keep at it because there are plenty of trained men who stand by this country ready to provide them with the opportunity to die for their cause.

This is why people are signing these petitions.

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