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Citizens of multiple states create online petitions to secede from the US.

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This just in...

Hardcore conservatives are bat poo crazy.

Damn right we are...

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and proud of it apparently.

The good news? They are easily distracted by shiny objects.

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And big tits

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So when do we invade Texas for it's oil?

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lol

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/deport-everyone-signed-petition-withdraw-their-state-united-states-america/dmQl1bXL

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lol @ 26,000 Louisiana signatures....

Let them be taken over by the Gulf...

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So when do we invade Texas for it's oil?

You wouldn't even hear the shot.

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lol @ 26,000 Louisiana signatures....

Let them be taken over by the Gulf...

This one is especially hilarious to me.

Louisiana is a net taker of government funds and without the federal government, New Orleans would still be largely in shambles.

Louisiana without federal funding is one major hurricane away from being a developing country.

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You wouldn't even hear the shot.

lol @ Johnny Commandos

Dude We are like totally snipers....I'll be Billy Zane and you be Tom Beringer....but you always get to be Billy Zane....I love you Beefus.

Take off your ghillie suit....

No Keep it on!!!

I just can't secede you Beefus.

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ignore

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And big peckers

/fixed it for you

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not sure how that's relevant

anyway,

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Aaaaaaaaand we've reached the end of your debating points. Care to call me a racist outright while you're at it?

Gospodin's tactic:

*points and screams* RACISM! *scurries away hoping that no one notices*

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