2: George W. Bush will become the President of the Republic of Texas . You might not think that he talks too pretty, but we haven't had another terrorist attack, and the economy was fine until the effects of the Democrats lowering the qualifications for home loans came to roost.
well that's neat. i've never seen causality implied between three things that have absolutely nothing to do with each other in one sentence before.
maybe someone should have emailed that fun little list to rick perry last year. then he would have known about the massive amount of human and material capital he could have tapped to help get the 2011 wildfires under control instead of crying to washington for more aid:
also texas is a net eater with a 1.5:1 ratio of federal dollars received to taxes paid out: