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[Stannis]

Holy poo.....this guy may be the greatest Facebook troll ever. Charlie Sheen reincarnate.

http://imgur.com/a/Hv01d

[Smitty Is Our Savior]

The day he runs into one of these chicks in real life...

[Stannis]

The day he runs into one of these chicks in real life...

[Kurb]

He's no Blood Ninja


http://www.megaloman...bloodcyber.html

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fug?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t

DirtyKate: F**k

[Kettle]

lmfao

[Jackofalltrades]

That is so damn funny.

[Mayor Qumiby]

Lol im in class and had to stop reading halfway before i busted out laughing

[XClown1986]

He's no Blood Ninja


http://www.megaloman...bloodcyber.html

Now that was funny. The one about the rhinoceros about had me in tears.

[SmootsDaddy89]

Yeah he almost straight cockblocks himself with that one chick that is obvs d2f. What a hero!

[Scrumtrilescent]

Bloodninja...that's a name I haven't heard in a long time, a long time.


*goes to get robe and wizard's hat*

[Kurb]

Its one of the classics.