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Holy poo.....this guy may be the greatest Facebook troll ever. Charlie Sheen reincarnate.

[url="http://imgur.com/a/Hv01d"]http://imgur.com/a/Hv01d[/url]

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The day he runs into one of these chicks in real life...

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[quote name='Smitty Is Our Savior' timestamp='1352914967' post='1999575']
The day he runs into one of these chicks in real life...
[/quote]



[img]http://chzworkaholics.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/well-this-is-awkward.png[/img]

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He's no Blood Ninja


[url="http://www.megalomaniac.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html"]http://www.megaloman...bloodcyber.html[/url]



[quote][size=4][b]Bloodninja[/b][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: Wanna cyber?[/font][/color]
[color=#FF80FF][font='Times New Roman']DirtyKate[/font][/color][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)[/font][/color]
[color=#FF80FF][font='Times New Roman']DirtyKate[/font][/color][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: Who are you?[/font][/color]
[b]Bloodninja[/b][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot[/font][/color]
[b]Bloodninja[/b][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.[/font][/color]
[color=#FF80FF][font='Times New Roman']DirtyKate[/font][/color][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..[/font][/color]
[b]Bloodninja[/b][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order[/font][/color]
[color=#FF80FF][font='Times New Roman']DirtyKate[/font][/color][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: Haha! OK[/font][/color]
[color=#FF80FF][font='Times New Roman']DirtyKate[/font][/color][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.[/font][/color]
[b]Bloodninja[/b][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?[/font][/color]
[color=#FF80FF][font='Times New Roman']DirtyKate[/font][/color][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: I want everything, baby![/font][/color]
[b]Bloodninja[/b][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: Is this a delivery?[/font][/color]
[color=#FF80FF][font='Times New Roman']DirtyKate[/font][/color][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: Umm...Yes[/font][/color]
[color=#FF80FF][font='Times New Roman']DirtyKate[/font][/color][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...[/font][/color]
[b]Bloodninja[/b][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']**pause**[/font][/color]
[color=#FF80FF][font='Times New Roman']DirtyKate[/font][/color][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up![/font][/color]
[b]Bloodninja[/b][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: You can't hurry good pizza.[/font][/color]
[b]Bloodninja[/b][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: I'm on my way now though[/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']**pause**[/font][/color]
[color=#FF80FF][font='Times New Roman']DirtyKate[/font][/color][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: So you're at my front door now.[/font][/color]
[b]Bloodninja[/b][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: How did you know?[/font][/color]
[b]Bloodninja[/b][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.[/font][/color]
[b]Bloodninja[/b][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven[/font][/color]
[color=#FF80FF][font='Times New Roman']DirtyKate[/font][/color][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby[/font][/color]
[b]Bloodninja[/b][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: So you're still in the bathroom?[/font][/color]
[color=#FF80FF][font='Times New Roman']DirtyKate[/font][/color][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.[/font][/color]
[b]Bloodninja[/b][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....[/font][/color]
[color=#FF80FF][font='Times New Roman']DirtyKate[/font][/color][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: What the fug?[/font][/color]
[color=#FF80FF][font='Times New Roman']DirtyKate[/font][/color][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: You perverted piece of s**t[/font][/color]

[color=#FF80FF][font='Times New Roman']DirtyKate[/font][/color][color=#000000][font='Times New Roman']: F**k[/font][/color][/size][/quote]
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lmfao

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That is so damn funny.

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Lol im in class and had to stop reading halfway before i busted out laughing

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[quote name='Kurb' timestamp='1352920253' post='1999689']
He's no Blood Ninja


[url="http://www.megalomaniac.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html"]http://www.megaloman...bloodcyber.html[/url]
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Now that was funny. The one about the rhinoceros about had me in tears.

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Yeah he almost straight cockblocks himself with that one chick that is obvs d2f. What a hero!

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Bloodninja...that's a name I haven't heard in a long time, a long time.


*goes to get robe and wizard's hat*
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Its one of the classics.

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