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If this a answer/question session for Zod, then great! Hey Zod, what's it like on the sideline as your taking pictures, who's your favorite Panther? What's you favorite color?

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Thank you for your questions.

1. Its like warm apple pie with a clean scoop of Breyers vanilla. Not the french vanilla mind you, I am talking the vanilla with the vanilla bean specks in it. In other words, its delish.

2. Jon Beason - Many are already writing him off, but if they knew him personally they wouldn't.

3. Money Green

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My friend is an attractive waitress at a sushi place downtown and she said Beason is a creeper

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[quote name='MrTouchdown' timestamp='1352895582' post='1999110']
My friend is an attractive waitress at a sushi place downtown and she said Beason is a creeper
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Translation: She didn't meet Jon's minimum requirements and is butt hurt.
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I like this thread.

specially the butt hurt part.

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[quote name='Zod' timestamp='1352895818' post='1999112']


Translation: She didn't mean Jon's minimum requirements and is butt hurt.
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Meet?

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[quote name='MrTouchdown' timestamp='1352895582' post='1999110']
My friend is an attractive waitress at a sushi place downtown and she said Beason is a creeper
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I saw Beason at Nikko's once. The woman he was with was a knockout. I could barely keep her away from him. (manlove, no homo)

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correct

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Zod,

If Jimmy Clausen is traveling east at 4 mph and Ron Rivera is traveling west at 3.5 mph....what happens when they collide?
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[quote name='CRA' timestamp='1352899038' post='1999138']
Zod,

If Jimmy Clausen is traveling east at 4 mph and Ron Rivera is traveling west at 3.5 mph....what happens when they collide?
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Ron's penis slightly penatrates Jimmys anus...buy .5 inches.

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[quote name='Zod' timestamp='1352895492' post='1999108']
Thank you for your questions.

1. Its like warm apple pie with a clean scoop of Breyers vanilla. Not the french vanilla mind you, I am talking the vanilla with the vanilla bean specks in it. In other words, its delish.

2. Jon Beason - Many are already writing him off, but if they knew him personally they wouldn't.

3. Money Green
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ahhhh natural vanilla. the one and only

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Zod, if you had to choose shooting pics of either professional sports action like the Panthers, etc., or scantily clad women in appealing places like lakeside or the boudoir, which would it be?...'cause I'm telling ya dude, right now you're getting your cake and eating it too!

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[quote name='Cape Fear Cat' timestamp='1352901598' post='1999185']
Zod, if you had to choose shooting pics of either professional sports action like the Panthers, etc., or scantily clad women in appealing places like lakeside or the boudoir, which would it be?...'cause I'm telling ya dude, right now you're getting your cake and eating it too!
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Shooting pro football is tops. But not all sports would be above women. I have shot NBA and its not higher than women in lingerie.
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Can I take pictures of you?

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Yes
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Dear Zod,

I'm in a relationship that started out earlier this year with so much promise, but has devolved into an emotionally abusive, frigid nightmare only punctuated by the rare sexytimes. What do?

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If Armanti scores a TD this year, would you let him kick you in the balls?

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If the panthers were to fight the falcons (outsiders style) in a rumble to the death, which players would be last man standing?

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[quote name='fieryprophet' timestamp='1352902915' post='1999214']
Dear Zod,

I'm in a relationship that started out earlier this year with so much promise, but has devolved into an emotionally abusive, frigid nightmare only punctuated by the rare sexytimes. What do?
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I feel the same way....stupid Panthers
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Who are the panthers looking at so far to be our next GM per your orgasmic inside sources?

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Glamour Shots. Real photography or corporate bullsh*t?

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Zod, when are you taking me fishing?

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[quote name='fieryprophet' timestamp='1352902915' post='1999214']
Dear Zod,

I'm in a relationship that started out earlier this year with so much promise, but has devolved into an emotionally abusive, frigid nightmare only punctuated by the rare sexytimes. What do?
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Hope for a good offseason of solid front office and coaching hires.
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[quote name='SCP' timestamp='1352903505' post='1999227']
Glamour Shots. Real photography or corporate bullsh*t?
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I like their bangs.

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[quote name='L-TownCat' timestamp='1352903045' post='1999216']
If the panthers were to fight the falcons (outsiders style) in a rumble to the death, which players would be last man standing?
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Steve Smith and anyone who can avoid Steve Smith
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