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Rules for the Non-Military

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Got this in an e-mail. Pretty funny.

Rules for the Non-Military

*Dear Civilians, We know that the current state of affairs in our great

nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.

For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a

few of the areas where we would like your assistance:*

1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during

the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.

2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in


- kick their ass.

3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest

amount of respect to al l veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise,

quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the

very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many

sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great.

- Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.

4.(GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were.

Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others

that you used to be 'Special Forces.

Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven

years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass


5.. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them,

'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot.

- Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).

6.If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard* 'non-military',

inform them of their mistake

- and kick their ass.

7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on

your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your


Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying


- of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe


8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or veteran. We

are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party


Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief(CinC). The

President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC Regardless of

political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those

big important buildings where all those representatives meet All we know

is that when those civilian resentatives screw up the situation, they

call upon the military to go straighten it out.

- If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will

get your ass kicked.

9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying


If she did, she would most likely be a vet and

- therefore would kick your ass!

10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's

go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is!

Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me -

if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know,

so I can go kick their ass!

11. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines),* 'Grunt' (*Army*),


(*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of

endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member

or vet, you have not earned the right to use them.

- Using them could get your ass kicked.

12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the

military, support our troops and their families... Every Thanksgiving

and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please

remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors,

marines and airmen far from home wishing; they could be with their

families.. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every


Without them, our Country would get it's ass kicked..'

'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of

the press.'

'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of


'It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the

freedom to demonstrate.'

'It 's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag,

and whose coffin is draped by

the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.' ** AMEN SISTER **


13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national

anthem in Spanish



If you got this email and didn't pass it on - guess what - you deserve

to get your ass kicked!!!!

I sent this to you, because I didn't want to get my ass kicked.


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As a vet, I think that whoever made up that crap...should get their ass kicked. Fuging stupid.

And Coasties are not in really in the military, everyone knows that. Their "uniforms" look like something flight attendants wear.

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Chain e-mails are a trip. It's amazing how fast these things spread. Does anybody actually work anymore?

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