Bad idea?
Talking about evaluating traffic safety in front of a school:
Boss: "After the first kid gets run over, they'll put a speed bump in to slow down the incoming cars"
Me: "The first kid WILL be the first speed bump. haha".
Boss: "Haha, Yeah exactly, they can just pave over him."
Actually, it didn't turn out so bad. I think he came off more of a sociopath, but he signs the checks.
Making jokes to your boss that make you seem like a sociopath.
Started by Jase, Nov 19 2012 02:36 PM
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Jase
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 02:36 PM
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Doyle
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 02:40 PM
The office wise ass...
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Darth Biscuit
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 02:43 PM
As long as neither of your kids goes to that school... no problem.
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Posted 20 November 2012 - 12:04 AM
As long as he's not the supervisor of the local crossing guards...
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Posted 20 November 2012 - 01:32 AM
what's the difference between a hooker and an onion?
i don't cry when i'm cutting up a hooker
i don't cry when i'm cutting up a hooker
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Posted 20 November 2012 - 01:52 AM
Insanely relevant.
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Posted 20 November 2012 - 08:12 AM
What's the difference between a Cadillac and a hooker?
I don't have 3 Cadillacs buried in my crawlspace.
I don't have 3 Cadillacs buried in my crawlspace.
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Zcustom
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Posted 20 November 2012 - 08:37 AM
My old boss was the office sociopath.
His pet name for one of the girls was "bitch", his salute to the staff was the middle finger, and he used to always make jokes about the girls vibrators.
Classy.
His pet name for one of the girls was "bitch", his salute to the staff was the middle finger, and he used to always make jokes about the girls vibrators.
Classy.
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Posted 20 November 2012 - 09:39 AM
Love my boss. After sharing an office rumor with me I called him a gossipy bitch to his face and didn't get fired.
He's the kind of guy that never lets an innuendo or double entendre go unmentioned.
He's the kind of guy that never lets an innuendo or double entendre go unmentioned.
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