Making jokes to your boss that make you seem like a sociopath.
Posted 19 November 2012 - 02:36 PM
Talking about evaluating traffic safety in front of a school:
Boss: "After the first kid gets run over, they'll put a speed bump in to slow down the incoming cars"
Me: "The first kid WILL be the first speed bump. haha".
Boss: "Haha, Yeah exactly, they can just pave over him."
Actually, it didn't turn out so bad. I think he came off more of a sociopath, but he signs the checks.
Posted 19 November 2012 - 02:43 PM
Posted 20 November 2012 - 12:04 AM
Posted 20 November 2012 - 01:32 AM
i don't cry when i'm cutting up a hooker
Posted 20 November 2012 - 08:12 AM
I don't have 3 Cadillacs buried in my crawlspace.
Posted 20 November 2012 - 08:37 AM
His pet name for one of the girls was "bitch", his salute to the staff was the middle finger, and he used to always make jokes about the girls vibrators.
Posted 20 November 2012 - 09:39 AM
He's the kind of guy that never lets an innuendo or double entendre go unmentioned.
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