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Matt Foley

Why does Zod hate church so much?

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Matt Foley    1

A. His mom made him wear extra tight clothing to church growing up

B. The lighting in churches isn't so grand (for photographers)

C. His middle name? Damian

D. This is all an act to "ferret out" the anti-churchies. He's really a zealot

E. He is a liberal dope smoking tree hugging homo

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Epistaxis    51

G. The poor guy spends enough time listening to complete horsesh*t the rest of the week around here, why seek out more?

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I just find it strange when the head of the household is totally against something in every statement but doesnt mind that his family attends. Weird.

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Zod    14,969

I find it strange for people to post long goodbyes then sign up under a different name. Weird.:D

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g5jamz    1,125

Someone touched a nerve...either Thanksgivings are tough...or every night there are dead stares right before eating during that whole prayer thingy.

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SCP    30,419

No queso dip for the communion waffers?

Well....that's why a stopped going except for holidays.

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