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Carolinaguy88's Ultimate Draft of the Century

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#1 Riverboat Ron

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:53 PM

So after extensive study of the huddle, I've decided to put together a 2013 draft that would both inflame and satisfy our masochistic desires. This also caters to those among you who wish to tank the season just to get a better draft pick. Also, we switch to a 3-4 defense.

HC: Bill Cowher

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OC: Rob Chudzinski

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DC: Rex Ryan

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GM:Rob London

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Uniforms: Every home game
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Trades, Signings & Releases:

1) Release Deangelo Williams
2) Trade Jon Beason for 4th rounder
3) Jordan Gross restructures contract
4) Steve Smith retires
5) Panthers acquire Maurice Jones-Drew in free agency
6) Panthers receive a 7th round compensatory pick.


1st round: Manti Te'o LB/ Notre Dame

Best prospect in the draft and we don't have enough linebackers already.

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2nd round: Giovani Bernard RB/ UNC

With the loss of Deangelo Williams the Panthers need to maintain a five headed monster.

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4th round: Daniel McCullers DT/ Tennessee

The huddle will cream their pants when we draft the 6'6" 377 lbs. product of the University of Tennessee.

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4th round (acquired from trade): Joseph Fauria TE/ UCLA

Everyone knows the only good Tight Ends in the NFL are 6'7" or above.

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5th rounder: Rodney Smith WR/ Florida State

This 6'6" product gives us the only important trait in a WR, SIZE.

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6th rounder: Jerrell Gavins CB/ Boise State

This 5'7" product of Boise State perfectly fits the Panthers plans of using underwhelming size at CB to force interceptions and play man defense.

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7th rounder (compensatory): Edmund Kugbila OG/ Valdosta State

This 6'4" 365 lbs. offensive guard wont let anyone near Cam.

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2013 Season: Panthers then proceed to go 19-0 with a Super Bowl victory.

#2 YoungPanthers89


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Posted 21 November 2012 - 08:00 PM


#3 Bwood


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Posted 21 November 2012 - 08:05 PM

Holy mother of god, this is either the biggest troll ever or just the dumbest poster ever...

#4 Riverboat Ron

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 08:30 PM

Holy mother of god, this is either the biggest troll ever or just the dumbest poster ever...

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#5 La Pantera

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 09:38 PM

Hahahahahaghaaaa! Like the mcCullers pick...

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Posted 23 November 2012 - 02:50 PM

Truly a masterpiece



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Posted 23 November 2012 - 03:40 PM

best mock ever, JR should be calling you with a job offer any minute

#8 CarolinaNCSU


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Posted 23 November 2012 - 04:04 PM

I was scared he was serious until I saw the Rex/feet pic.

#9 MtnJax


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Posted 23 November 2012 - 08:11 PM

Thats some straight up ban-worthy type thread making

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