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So after extensive study of the huddle, I've decided to put together a 2013 draft that would both inflame and satisfy our masochistic desires. This also caters to those among you who wish to tank the season just to get a better draft pick. Also, we switch to a 3-4 defense.

HC: Bill Cowher

[img]http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/478/533/72935943_crop_650x440.jpg?1323352671[/img]
OC: Rob Chudzinski

[img]http://www.toledoblade.com/image/2008/01/08/300x_b1_a4-3_cCM_z/Rob-Chudzinski.jpg[/img]
DC: Rex Ryan

[img]http://politicallyill1.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/rex-ryan-feet.jpg[/img]
GM:Rob London

[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WAsddLGaYcE/Sj8MLaZqNaI/AAAAAAAAGlk/gfp23c17OhQ/s400/Rob+London+and+Maurice+Jones-Drew.jpg[/img]


Uniforms: Every home game
[img]http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/390013_521114497901561_1889625526_n.png[/img]

Trades, Signings & Releases:

1) Release Deangelo Williams
2) Trade Jon Beason for 4th rounder
3) Jordan Gross restructures contract
4) Steve Smith retires
5) Panthers acquire Maurice Jones-Drew in free agency
6) Panthers receive a 7th round compensatory pick.

Draft:

1st round: Manti Te'o LB/ Notre Dame

Best prospect in the draft and we don't have enough linebackers already.

[img]http://binaryapi.ap.org/bc2ba30ce1984899a0431e8742c84377/512x.jpg[/img]

2nd round: Giovani Bernard RB/ UNC

With the loss of Deangelo Williams the Panthers need to maintain a five headed monster.

[img]http://media.dth.s3.amazonaws.com/7904_1027_gio_clinardo.jpg[/img]


4th round: Daniel McCullers DT/ Tennessee

The huddle will cream their pants when we draft the 6'6" 377 lbs. product of the University of Tennessee.

[img]http://kegsneggsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tenn.jpg[/img]

4th round (acquired from trade): Joseph Fauria TE/ UCLA

Everyone knows the only good Tight Ends in the NFL are 6'7" or above.

[img]http://b.vimeocdn.com/ts/343/767/343767132_640.jpg[/img]

5th rounder: Rodney Smith WR/ Florida State

This 6'6" product gives us the only important trait in a WR, SIZE.

[img]http://binaryapi.ap.org/243fe6e5058d4d04a8c6bd69d4b1f4a3/512x.jpg[/img]

6th rounder: Jerrell Gavins CB/ Boise State

This 5'7" product of Boise State perfectly fits the Panthers plans of using underwhelming size at CB to force interceptions and play man defense.

[img]http://media.idahostatesman.com/smedia/2011/09/24/21/40/OunEB.AuSt.36.jpg[/img]

7th rounder (compensatory): Edmund Kugbila OG/ Valdosta State

This 6'4" 365 lbs. offensive guard wont let anyone near Cam.

[img]http://www.bsncollege.com/public/sitepage_page/e7/33/33b4_9905.JPG?c=3632[/img]


2013 Season: Panthers then proceed to go 19-0 with a Super Bowl victory.

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haha

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Holy mother of god, this is either the biggest troll ever or just the dumbest poster ever...
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[quote name='Bwood' timestamp='1353546324' post='2011473']
Holy mother of god, this is either the biggest troll ever or just the dumbest poster ever...
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Hahahahahaghaaaa! Like the mcCullers pick...

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Truly a masterpiece

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best mock ever, JR should be calling you with a job offer any minute

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I was scared he was serious until I saw the Rex/feet pic.

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Thats some straight up ban-worthy type thread making

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