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#1 Panthers4real

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 01:24 PM

For those of you reluctantly tuning in to the MNF game tonight Panthers vs. Eagles, who aren't a fan of either team, I would like to give you a heads up on a few things you might see, but not to be alarmed about. Please disregard the following: Cam Newton will at some point do a Superman pose, which will quickly be followed by pouting on the sidelines because he will remember that Jerry won't let him get a tattoo or grow his hair out (reason for the towel). Because clearly that is what determines your success on the football field. You may occasionally see a guy in a booth with a headset on trying to fit a square peg in a round hole. Don't worry about him because other teams don't either. He is just the OC responsible for the college style offense we are continually trying to run in the nfl and failing miserably at. As far as the hispanic guy on the sidelines, no, we do not carry a statue around of the Chargers old Defensive Coordinator, that would be our Head coach Ron Rivera, Google him as I'm sure you don't know who he is. If you notice he does not move, change expressions, or show any sort of vital signs, not to worry he is just sleeping...oh, and don't wake him it will only make things worse. If you're not a fan of either team I suggest watching reruns of My Super Sweet 16.

Go ahead bash me, gif me or whatever it is yall do...

#2 rayzor

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 01:28 PM

for the love of all that's good....please bring back the 100 post minimum for starting threads!!!!

#3 Cary Kollins

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 01:30 PM

Attn users with less than 10 posts.

#4 mwright350

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 01:35 PM

Every once in a while I wonder what's going through someone's head when they post these things.

Are they giggling like madmen when they type because of how super funny they think they are? Cackling like Mr Burns at all the jimmies that will be rustled?

Could someone give me some insight.

#5 Panthers4real

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 01:36 PM

For the love of all that's good...can this place please get a sense of humor. Just trying to make light on a bad season...Pull the the sticks out for crying out loud.

#6 I Mean He Was Found Guilty

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 01:37 PM

Every once in a while I wonder what's going through someone's head when they post these things.

Are they giggling like madmen when they type because of how super funny they think they are? Cackling like Mr Burns at all the jimmies that will be rustled?

Could someone give me some insight.


i think they're in it for the jimmies

#7 Cary Kollins

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 01:37 PM

are those glowing bewbs?

#8 Sean Payton's Vicodin

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 01:46 PM

Great topic 10/10

#9 Panthers4real

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 01:59 PM

Every once in a while I wonder what's going through someone's head when they post these things.

Are they giggling like madmen when they type because of how super funny they think they are? Cackling like Mr Burns at all the jimmies that will be rustled?

Could someone give me some insight.



I believe you just did. You are so insightful grasshopper...

#10 fieryprophet

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 02:01 PM

We need more/better mods.

#11 Khaki Lackey

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 02:06 PM

Sorry dude. I don't get it. I rarely post anything serious here, and I enjoy a laugh, but the entire premise is flawed. It is assumed that everyone on a Panthers message board would be Panthers fans. (With the exception of 3 of our resident trolls.)
Anyhow, your efforts are noted although not appreciated. Uniform threads are always a home run, FWIW.

#12 Doyle

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 02:06 PM

Some of you are taking this place way too seriously.