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What would you guys do if you won the Mega lottery?

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I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

Guess that is a better dream than doing Hitler

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I sure as fug wouldn't be sitting bleary-eyed in front of a computer at 8AM. I like my job, but I'd quit politely and immediately.

I'd help immediate family where needed/wanted.

I'd donate a ton to charities, particularly on the local level.

I'd set up the rest in a way so that I'm safe for the rest of my life. Kids would have accounts set up so they are safe as well, but they'd have to show responsibility and earn every penny. This part would be out of my control so any whining/begging would be pointless.

After extensive travel I'd eventually go to work for a local charity or non-profit. Something to make the place I live better.

I'd live in a very nice but modest home from the outside, but inside would be every conceivable highest-end audio and video product known to mankind.

Yes, we bought tickets yesterday. :)

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I would tell my boss to fug off so fast his head would spin

then I'd party like it was 1999..hookers, blow..you name it, it'd be mine...

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I would tell my boss to fug off so fast his head would spin

then I'd party like it was 1999..hookers, blow..you name it, it'd be mine...

cool, make sure to get some pics. thx.

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What catfang said...

Of course you'd have to beat off the clingers and family and friends coming to you with their hands out...

My main goal would be to secure my kids financial future and while not turning them into spoiled rich kids.

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What catfang said...

Of course you'd have to beat off the clingers and family and friends coming to you with their hands out...

My main goal would be to secure my kids financial future and while not turning them into spoiled rich kids.

Beat off - poor choice of words yes? :D

Watched one of those shows about how lottery winners go broke...one woman had to move 3-4 times because friends and family kept hounding her for money. Of course she bought homes each time instead of renting, which was stupid, but man that has to suck. They were cruel to her and did anything to get at her $.

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There is no doubt in my mind that if I won the Mega Millions I'd be dead in 3 weeks.....but it would be the most magical 3 weeks ever.

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I would buy the huddle....then go buy a Jr Bacon Cheeseburger with the last remaining $1

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Son of a....I just realized my divorce isn't final yet. How bad would that suck if I won....

Going to text her now to see if we can speed this thing up and seal the deal today.

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Beat off - poor choice of words yes? :D

Watched one of those shows about how lottery winners go broke...one woman had to move 3-4 times because friends and family kept hounding her for money. Of course she bought homes each time instead of renting, which was stupid, but man that has to suck. They were cruel to her and did anything to get at her $.

Yeah, I've heard about that too... and you really never know who'll come out of the woodwork if something like that happens to you, but I can't imagine not just being able to tell them to fug off instead of having to move away...

I'm sure you'd get tons of requests for funding people's businesses, etc. too... that would get annoying quickly.

Honestly, my close family (ie, parents, etc) I would give money too... probably buy them a new house, etc. My very closest friends, I would help out too... just basically give them a gift and say keep this to yourself please...

Otherwise, if you're not already pretty close to me and/or come to me asking, gtfo...

Also I would definitely sponsor a huddle tailgate and buy Johnny Rockets some hookers and blow... but I would make him wear a Cam Newton jersey.

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I would hire my son an awesome tutor and we'd travel everywhere. Stay in Asia for a few months then make our way to Europe, South America, Africa etc.

I'd save a huge chunk and give the rest of it away to my family members and a few friends. I doubt I'd go buy a new house, I'd sell our cars and get a nice family car for when we are in town.

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I'd buy the Panthers and form a new front office and coaching staff from you good ppl here at the huddle

Zod is the new HC, of course

cheaper to drink and eat at the stadium...men, you go ahead and take your shirt off..fat hairy chest or not...no more wine and cheese crowd!!!!

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