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#13 PhillyB

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 11:58 AM

my wife and i aren't even discussing names until we know the sex because it'll be half the work once we know and we'll probably disagree anyway.

but it's for damn sure not gonna be something idiotic.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 11:59 AM

I don't understand adding/changing the I to a Y in a name to make it different...now your kid's name is going to be misspelled for their entire life


i know someone who named her son Ethyn and i wanted to punch her in the damn face

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 12:00 PM

my wife and i aren't even discussing names until we know the sex because it'll be half the work once we know and we'll probably disagree anyway.

but it's for damn sure not gonna be something idiotic.


We had a boy name almost instantly, then we found out it was a girl and it took forever to come up with a name.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 12:06 PM

you pretty much have to ask everyone these days how to spell their name properly with all these i for y and e for a and fricken swaps....and those are just the 'locals'! Bring in all the imports and screw it....your name is now Buddy!

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 12:19 PM

Hey Willard

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 12:29 PM

Hey Willard


today that's Quillairdgh

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 12:30 PM

Our first kid we came up with a name quick... the other two my wife was insistent on something "unique" so it took much, much longer for us to agree on names...

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:08 PM

Boys:
Any derivation of the name Aiden, or anything that rhymes with Aiden.
Anything that, while phonetically it sounds like a common name, is spelled in the most ridiculously complex way possible
Anything that white yuppies name name their kids that sound like towns in Massachusetts: Breckenridge, Marshall
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Girls:
Any derivation of the name Hayden, or anything that rhymes with Hayden.
Anything that, while phonetically it sounds like a common name, is spelled in the most ridiculously complex way possible.
Anything that black people name their kids that sound like they should have an apostrophe in it
Anything with a "Mc" in it: McKenna
Anything German (Sorry Grandma): Hedwig, Gerta, Bertha

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:11 PM

Boys:
Any derivation of the name Aiden, or anything that rhymes with Aiden.
Anything that, while phonetically it sounds like a common name, is spelled in the most ridiculously complex way possible
Anything that white yuppies name name their kids that sound like towns in Massachusetts: Breckenridge, Marshall
Pfeiffer
Julian

Girls:
Any derivation of the name Hayden, or anything that rhymes with Hayden.
Anything that, while phonetically it sounds like a common name, is spelled in the most ridiculously complex way possible.
Anything that black people name their kids that sound like they should have an apostrophe in it
Anything with a "Mc" in it: McKenna
Anything German (Sorry Grandma): Hedwig, Gerta, Bertha


Scott Fowler, columnist for the Observer, named his three sons London, Chapel and Salem. I hope they take intensive martial arts training.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:13 PM

Forgot one:

Anything that sounds like a description of a piece of jewelry: Precious

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:14 PM

anything named after a car....because you want all the boys at school wanting to drive your Mercedes!!!

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:16 PM

anything named after a car....because you want all the boys at school wanting to drive your Mercedes!!!


you take mercedes and lexus and you have the names of half of the strippers in N. America.