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Do you have sex with your wife

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lol you get laid once a year by your wife,what da fug is up with that?

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Lessee.....

...average woman has period every 28 days or about 13 times per year. I get laid once a year with the wife... which equals a 1 in 13 shot, or about 7%....

... so if I were to nail that 7% odds, I'd be on the next plane to Vegas....

Your odds would be much less. Assuming that your wife's periods average 5 days, and she has one 13 times a year, that means she is having her period 65 days out of the year, or about 17% of the time.

Now you only have sex once a year you actually have a 1/300 chance or about a 0.3% chance.

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Sex is the last thing I want when that bitch Aunt Flo comes for her visit. Do not touch me, don't even make me think you want to touch me. I don't even want a hug. Don't even let your foot brush up against me when we're in bed. In fact, just leave for the next several days. After its over then we'll have crazy monkey sex.

The bestest sex of all is when I'm ovulating. YEah Baby!

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Your odds would be much less. Assuming that your wife's periods average 5 days, and she has one 13 times a year, that means she is having her period 65 days out of the year, or about 17% of the time.

Now you only have sex once a year you actually have a 1/300 chance or about a 0.3% chance.

He's garuanteed sex once a year so that we assume is 100%.

17% chance of blood sex

83% chance of not blood sex

Not sure I follow the 1/300 scenario

I'm a lover of stats

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He's garuanteed sex once a year so that we assume is 100%.

17% chance of blood sex

83% chance of not blood sex

Not sure I follow the 1/300 scenario

I'm a lover of stats

I'm not even sure what I was thinking there. It would just be a 17% chance. I was talking on the phone while typing that out before so there's no telling what got into my head.

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I'm a stats nerd so I was racking my brain trying to figure out the thought process

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In reality, her period is less than 3 days and is extremely light....

...but that does nothing for the fact that I only get laid once a year...

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Sex is the last thing I want when that bitch Aunt Flo comes for her visit. Do not touch me, don't even make me think you want to touch me. I don't even want a hug. Don't even let your foot brush up against me when we're in bed. In fact, just leave for the next several days. After its over then we'll have crazy monkey sex.

The bestest sex of all is when I'm ovulating. YEah Baby!

Problem is we already have rug rats running around and you want another one.....all I have to say is

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surprised I am the first in the resistance movement

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Oh man I freaking miss these threads. Le sigh.

Fully enjoying reading this

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lol

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sexy

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been there, done that, bought new towels.

We had to turn the couch cushions over afterwards! Permanently!

Yes, FYI, I ended up throwing that couch away. (after several years.)

Chances are you’ve swam in the red tide if you’ve ever had sex with a girl more than once. Still, for somewhat obvious reasons it’s something that most guys will not talk about, period.

Today I’m bringing the subject out of the bathroom drawer. It’s time to talk about having sex with a girl when she’s on her period.

Without further ado, here are the pros and cons of period sex.

Pro: It’s sex. Yeah, it’s true, free sex is like free pizza, even when it’s bad it’s still pizza.

Con: It feels like you’re fuging someone who’s already been spunked in, aka, it’s a wee bit slimy in there.

Pro: Extra lube. If you don’t mind that your lube is red and has a few chunky bits in it.

Con: Afterwards your dick looks like it stabbed someone.

Pro: Afterwards your dick look like it won a XXX battle.

Con: If you’re no prepared your sheets can be ruined and if you live at home your mom will be pissed.

Pro: Most girls will let you cum inside.

Con: If you cum inside of her she still might get pregnant.

Pro: Women take it as a big compliment if you like them enough to fug them while their gushing blood.

Con: Your fuging a girl while she’s gushing blood.

Pro: Easier foreplay for you because most girls would rather die than have you go down on them while they’re on the rag.

Pro: Lots of girls are actually more horny on their periods.

Verdict: At the end of the day, sex with a girl is good. Doing it with an adult friend who’s “Aunt Flo” is in town might be a little gross, but it’s usually easier and your adult friend will be extra grateful (and less bitchy) if you get it on.

Just do yourself a favor and always keep a black towel around for those ketchup sex moments.

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Still, for somewhat obvious reasons it’s something that most guys will not talk about, period.

I see what you did there.

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