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#111 Dex

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 05:55 PM

"I won't even fug my wife after she plays tennis." - Ari Gold

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 06:04 PM

"I won't even fug my wife after she plays tennis." - Ari Gold

Sweaty sex is the best sex.

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 06:26 PM

until the lining of your uterus sheds and gushes out your vagina every month...bite me


:)


Ironic post makes head hurt given topic of thread...

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:27 PM

when you're married, everything's a trap.


Reminds me of advice I gave a friend of mine's teenage son.

I said "You know those crazy traps you see on the old Batman show?"

He replied "Yeah?"

I said "Well, when your girl says 'we need to talk', that's kind of what it's like."

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:41 PM

Sex is the last thing I want when that bitch Aunt Flo comes for her visit. Do not touch me, don't even make me think you want to touch me. I don't even want a hug. Don't even let your foot brush up against me when we're in bed. In fact, just leave for the next several days. After its over then we'll have crazy monkey sex.

The bestest sex of all is when I'm ovulating. YEah Baby!


Have known a couple of ladies who say that time of the month makes them horny as a toad.

Guessing that's rare.

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 09:22 PM

Only in the shower. Seeing blood on my dick literally makes me want to vomit.

Tell me about it. I don't have to worry about this thing any more since my wife got fixed (and yeah if it bleeds, it's broken). But when I did, the aftermath made my penis look like it did 2 tours in Nam.

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 03:42 AM

I accidently fingered a girl on her period. I pulled out my fingers and saw what that I screamed and ran to the bathroom as fast as a I could. It scarred me for life. Vaginas freak me out

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 09:38 AM

Never

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 12:05 PM

I accidently fingered a girl on her period. I pulled out my fingers and saw what that I screamed and ran to the bathroom as fast as a I could. It scarred me for life. Vaginas freak me out


Is there something you want to tell us?

Don't be scared of the vajay....embrace it. Learn it. Become friends with it.


If not it causes problems

#120 FurdTurgason

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 12:11 PM

Been there, done that. Not as good as non-period sex, obviously, but if she asks for it, you never say no (except for red wings...nasty). If you do it for her, she'll reciprocate for you when it's over, I have found.


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