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#76 Panthro

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 08:06 PM

Your odds would be much less. Assuming that your wife's periods average 5 days, and she has one 13 times a year, that means she is having her period 65 days out of the year, or about 17% of the time.

Now you only have sex once a year you actually have a 1/300 chance or about a 0.3% chance.

He's garuanteed sex once a year so that we assume is 100%.

17% chance of blood sex

83% chance of not blood sex

Not sure I follow the 1/300 scenario

I'm a lover of stats

#77 Floppin

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 08:29 PM

He's garuanteed sex once a year so that we assume is 100%.

17% chance of blood sex

83% chance of not blood sex

Not sure I follow the 1/300 scenario

I'm a lover of stats

I'm not even sure what I was thinking there. It would just be a 17% chance. I was talking on the phone while typing that out before so there's no telling what got into my head.

#78 Panthro

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 08:38 PM

I'm a stats nerd so I was racking my brain trying to figure out the thought process

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 08:41 PM

In reality, her period is less than 3 days and is extremely light....

...but that does nothing for the fact that I only get laid once a year...

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 09:06 PM

Sex is the last thing I want when that bitch Aunt Flo comes for her visit. Do not touch me, don't even make me think you want to touch me. I don't even want a hug. Don't even let your foot brush up against me when we're in bed. In fact, just leave for the next several days. After its over then we'll have crazy monkey sex.

The bestest sex of all is when I'm ovulating. YEah Baby!



Problem is we already have rug rats running around and you want another one.....all I have to say is

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#81 boo7382

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 10:13 PM

Oh man I freaking miss these threads. Le sigh.

Fully enjoying reading this

#82 Kevin Greene

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 10:28 PM

lol


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#83 charlotte49er

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 10:39 PM

been there, done that, bought new towels.


We had to turn the couch cushions over afterwards! Permanently!

Yes, FYI, I ended up throwing that couch away. (after several years.)

Chances are you’ve swam in the red tide if you’ve ever had sex with a girl more than once. Still, for somewhat obvious reasons it’s something that most guys will not talk about, period.

Today I’m bringing the subject out of the bathroom drawer. It’s time to talk about having sex with a girl when she’s on her period.

Without further ado, here are the pros and cons of period sex.

Pro: It’s sex. Yeah, it’s true, free sex is like free pizza, even when it’s bad it’s still pizza.
Con: It feels like you’re fuging someone who’s already been spunked in, aka, it’s a wee bit slimy in there.
Pro: Extra lube. If you don’t mind that your lube is red and has a few chunky bits in it.
Con: Afterwards your dick looks like it stabbed someone.
Pro: Afterwards your dick look like it won a XXX battle.
Con: If you’re no prepared your sheets can be ruined and if you live at home your mom will be pissed.
Pro: Most girls will let you cum inside.
Con: If you cum inside of her she still might get pregnant.
Pro: Women take it as a big compliment if you like them enough to fug them while their gushing blood.
Con: Your fuging a girl while she’s gushing blood.
Pro: Easier foreplay for you because most girls would rather die than have you go down on them while they’re on the rag.
Pro: Lots of girls are actually more horny on their periods.
Verdict: At the end of the day, sex with a girl is good. Doing it with an adult friend who’s “Aunt Flo” is in town might be a little gross, but it’s usually easier and your adult friend will be extra grateful (and less bitchy) if you get it on.
Just do yourself a favor and always keep a black towel around for those ketchup sex moments.

#84 Cary Kollins

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 11:54 PM

Still, for somewhat obvious reasons it’s something that most guys will not talk about, period.


I see what you did there.

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 09:27 AM

Problem is we already have rug rats running around and you want another one.....all I have to day is

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Been doing it every chance we get for 11 years and no behbehs yet. Not that we're trying though. I'm not on birth control. A baby would be nice though. We have an 12 year old and her cuteness factor is wearing off.

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 09:34 AM

Don't try to sneak in there either on the last day.......no, it won't be messy..but you're gonna make it angry and cause it to last an extra day..just wait..give yourself a handy and we'll get down the next day..:)

4 days is enough..you make it last another day by poking your fun stick around down there....well..it sucks

#87 Darth Biscuit

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 09:36 AM

Been doing it every chance we get for 11 years and no behbehs yet. Not that we're trying though. I'm not on birth control. A baby would be nice though. We have an 12 year old and her cuteness factor is wearing off.


Yeah, our 12 yo is a little punk right now... must be the hormones... one minute he's sweet as pie, the next I'm sending him to his room for punishment.

It gets better... the 16 yo (who's nearly 17) is pretty much over that stuff.


But GOD no I don't want anymore of them. I'm done with that.

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 09:37 AM

Don't try to sneak in there either on the last day.......no, it won't be messy..but you're gonna make it angry and cause it to last an extra day..just wait..give yourself a handy and we'll get down the next day.. :)

4 days is enough..you make it last another day by poking your fun stick around down there....well..it sucks


Yeah, to be honest, during my wife's period, the blood is the least of my worries. It seems that as she's aged, that time of the month is worse and worse. Lately she's a total bee-otch that entire week.

Why would I want to have sex with that?

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 10:01 AM

We had to turn the couch cushions over afterwards! Permanently!

Yes, FYI, I ended up throwing that couch away. (after several years.)

Chances are you’ve swam in the red tide if you’ve ever had sex with a girl more than once. Still, for somewhat obvious reasons it’s something that most guys will not talk about, period.

Today I’m bringing the subject out of the bathroom drawer. It’s time to talk about having sex with a girl when she’s on her period.

Without further ado, here are the pros and cons of period sex.

Pro: It’s sex. Yeah, it’s true, free sex is like free pizza, even when it’s bad it’s still pizza.
Con: It feels like you’re fuging someone who’s already been spunked in, aka, it’s a wee bit slimy in there.
Pro: Extra lube. If you don’t mind that your lube is red and has a few chunky bits in it.
Con: Afterwards your dick looks like it stabbed someone.
Pro: Afterwards your dick look like it won a XXX battle.
Con: If you’re no prepared your sheets can be ruined and if you live at home your mom will be pissed.
Pro: Most girls will let you cum inside.
Con: If you cum inside of her she still might get pregnant.
Pro: Women take it as a big compliment if you like them enough to fug them while their gushing blood.
Con: Your fuging a girl while she’s gushing blood.
Pro: Easier foreplay for you because most girls would rather die than have you go down on them while they’re on the rag.
Pro: Lots of girls are actually more horny on their periods.
Verdict: At the end of the day, sex with a girl is good. Doing it with an adult friend who’s “Aunt Flo” is in town might be a little gross, but it’s usually easier and your adult friend will be extra grateful (and less bitchy) if you get it on.
Just do yourself a favor and always keep a black towel around for those ketchup sex moments.


it's kind of confusing that your "cons" are blue and your "pros" are red.

#90 boo7382

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 04:04 PM

I love that the word 'gushing' is used

it's not like some blood waterfall that just gushes gallons upon gallons until finally some magic faucet and or switch is turned off and voila no more period




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