been there, done that, bought new towels.
We had to turn the couch cushions over afterwards! Permanently!
Yes, FYI, I ended up throwing that couch away. (after several years.)
Chances are you’ve swam in the red tide if you’ve ever had sex with a girl more than once. Still, for somewhat obvious reasons it’s something that most guys will not talk about, period.
Today I’m bringing the subject out of the bathroom drawer. It’s time to talk about having sex with a girl when she’s on her period.
Without further ado, here are the pros and cons of period sex.Pro:
It’s sex. Yeah, it’s true, free sex is like free pizza, even when it’s bad it’s still pizza.Con
: It feels like you’re fuging someone who’s already been spunked in, aka, it’s a wee bit slimy in there.Pro:
Extra lube. If you don’t mind that your lube is red and has a few chunky bits in it.Con:
Afterwards your dick looks like it stabbed someone.Pro:
Afterwards your dick look like it won a XXX battle.Con:
If you’re no prepared your sheets can be ruined and if you live at home your mom will be pissed.Pro:
Most girls will let you cum inside.Con:
If you cum inside of her she still might get pregnant.
Pro: Women take it as a big compliment if you like them enough to fug them while their gushing blood.Con:
Your fuging a girl while she’s gushing blood.Pro:
Easier foreplay for you because most girls would rather die than have you go down on them while they’re on the rag.Pro:
Lots of girls are actually more horny on their periods.Verdict:
At the end of the day, sex with a girl is good. Doing it with an adult friend who’s “Aunt Flo” is in town might be a little gross, but it’s usually easier and your adult friend will be extra grateful (and less bitchy) if you get it on.
Just do yourself a favor and always keep a black towel around for those ketchup sex moments.