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The Official Huddle Advice Thread For Young Huddlers

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[quote name='FurdTurgason' timestamp='1354290198' post='2023771']
You can go to Pizza Inn. You can even think one of the waitresses is cute. But for the love of God don't get on here and tell people that. You'll NEVER hear the end of it. Happened to a friend of mine.
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Didn't she still have her baby teeth?

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[quote name='88 Bronco' timestamp='1354290589' post='2023798']
Didn't she still have her baby teeth?
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The one I saw was college age. The ones that were there when the Huddle contingent came to town looked like middle schoolers. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

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Spend less time on the internet.

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spend more time on the internet. it's the age of communication, use it to your advantage and learn as much as you possibly can (but learn about some source analysis methodologies before you attempt any of that.)

internet = the new library

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I'm working my ass off right now.....I hope it's worth it

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Here is some advise


If your pubes are longer then your non erect penis

trim that poo
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- don't drink and drive.

- have protected sex.

[b]-never put sharp objects in your rectum.[/b]

- don't let your anger get the best of you.

- take care of your body, eat right and work out.

- keep up on the maintenance of your vehicles.

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Just some terrible advice in this thread haha

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-There's no such thing as a "soulmate". There is always more than one woman you can be compatible with, so there is no reason to rush into a committed relationship.

-If you cannot look down and see your flaccid penis without the aid of a mirror take your fatass to the gym.

-Hard work only beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.

-Learning from your own mistakes is dumb; smart people learn from the mistakes of others.

-Travel to other countries while you are young. It will give you perspective on life and also give you the opportunity to have sex with exotic women.

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Love your neighbor

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especially when your wife is on the rag
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Some that have already been stated that I agree with:
-Take care of your finances.
-Stay in shape (round doesn't count).

Some I haven't seen yet:
-Don't lie, cheat or steal, and do not tolerate those amongst you who do.
-Hold yourself accountable for your actions, do not make excuses.
-You don't need to read 5 hours a day, but you should always be reading a book. When you finish, start a new one.
-Keep a positive attitude, it's contagious. (A negative attitude is also contagious, avoid people who are always negative.)
-Don't get married until you are mature enough to put someone else before yourself. For me, that was close to 30.
- ^^^Same with kids.
-Try new things. It will make you feel young again for a few minutes.

All I can think of off the top of my head.
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Learn to bite your tounge. Freedom of speech is also knowing when to shut up every now and then.
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The only advice I have as an old guy is to figure out how to be happy and comfortable with yourself. Everything else will flow from there.

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[quote name='PhillyB' timestamp='1354238796' post='2022997']
pull out
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Doesn't work!

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Don't wear bandanas and don't eat bananas

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Experiment with some mind altering substances. Smoke a little grass, eat some speed, fuging hallucinate! Never let it take over your life but don't act like its cyanide either.



Getting to be 80 years old isn't worth a damn if you've never spent a night under the stars tripping on 'shrooms, acid, or better yet peyote.


I would recommend staying away from the needle though.
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Life is short- enjoy it.

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As Eden Ahbez wrote and the peerless Nat King Cole crooned:


The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.

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Dont fart at the kitchen table.

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