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Official Pie of the Year

Pie of the Year?   196 members have voted

  1. 1. What is the 2012 Pie of the Year

    • Apple Pie
      42
    • Cherry Pie
      12
    • Pumpkin Pie
      24
    • Sweet Potato Pie
      13
    • Strawberry Pie
      6
    • Coconut Creme Pie
      19
    • Chocolate Pie
      16
    • Other
      25
    • Pecan/Chocolate Pecan
      38

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Key West called, they want you to bring back your Key Lime Pie and your butt hole asap.

This is an obvious personal attack!! A moderator needs to ban this "Zod" character!

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1. Lemon meringue and key lime pies are delish. They are great on a hot summer day when you don't want to eat a warm dessert.

2. Pecan pie is fuging awesome and is beyond contestation. Putting chocolate in it is like adding one to infinity. Pointless. Why improve on greatness?

3. Apple pie is good as well...but I need to have a nice slice of sharp cheddar cheese to go with it. It's called culture, try it sometime.

4. Talking about apple pies, you may want to try a grated apple pie. By grating the apples instead of slicing them, you increase the apple/bite ration by 43%.

5. A mix of apples in an apple pie is preferred...sticking with one is being a pansy. Take the training wheels off, kids.

6. Custard is great. Jase is right...my Maw Maw makes a custard the same time she makes her pecan pie. They go together like peas and carrots.

7. Lastly....quiche is tasty. Man enough to say so. Who doesn't like little bite size omelets in a crust??

And I don't have to choose. I'll take one of each, plz. If you have to choose, stop being poor.

Literally everything in this post is scientific fact.

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Banana pudding done right would literally drop kick every pie in the face.

Banana pudding in a pie crust sounds awesome. I might try that this weekend.

Holy sweet mother of Jody Breeze! I feel like I was there when fire was discovered. Merengue on top and a crust made out of crushed up vanilla wafers. SCP you magnificent bastard, you just invented the best desert ever.

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Apple Pie. Not that dutch apple pie crap either.

Mother fuggin apple pie with the weave of crust on the top. Warm from the oven with a scoop of Breyers vanilla dripping over the edge.

wtf, Breyers? You don't like pecan pie because it's 75% corn syrup, yet you like ice cream made out of corn syrup? Breyers is fuging terrible.

Ingredients: milk, skim milk, sugar, corn syrup, cream, maltodextrin, whey, cellulose gel, mono & diglycerides, guar gum, cellulose gum, natural flavor, carob bean gum, carrageenan.

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Yeah breyers used to just be sugar, cream and vanilla but I guess they sold their soul to the corn syrup man.

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Jase is a brown-noser....fact

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Jase is a brown-noser....fact

Who loves terrible pies.

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wtf, Breyers? You don't like pecan pie because it's 75% corn syrup, yet you like ice cream made out of corn syrup? Breyers is fuging terrible.

Ingredients: milk, skim milk, sugar, corn syrup, cream, maltodextrin, whey, cellulose gel, mono & diglycerides, guar gum, cellulose gum, natural flavor, carob bean gum, carrageenan.

Yeah Breyers is the worst ice cream,to damn sweet.

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Holy fug Breyers used to be the best. Check this out since they sold out:

One significant result of these cost-cutting practices has been that the majority of their U.S. products no longer contain enough milk and cream to actually be considered "ice cream," and are now labeled "Frozen Dairy Dessert" instead.[7]

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