Yeah, some idiot probably put roasted goat testicle in a pie crust too, doesn't mean it made it into the national pie dialogue.
Official Pie of the Year
#107
Posted 30 November 2012 - 10:35 AM
You won't catch anyone trying to make a "chocolate apple pie). You know why? Apple Pie doesn't need help from Chocolate.
Hey, we have this steaming pile of syrup and chalky nuts that tastes like donkey dick, how do we fix it? Well, throw some chocolate in it.
1) How do you know what chalky nuts and equine penis tastes like.
2) I'm sorry you are intimated by a recipe that requires more than:
Look at this apple.
Lets chop that fuger up
throw a cup of sugar on it
and bake it.
Oh yeah, no one wants to see that apple slime so lets throw another pie crust on stop to hide it.
#108
Posted 30 November 2012 - 10:36 AM
My Canadian in-laws were down not too long ago and ate it that way. Looked nasty. Their saying was "A pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze." Lol Canada
they must be from that shithole called Toronto...or close to it
no normal Canadian would do that poo
#109
Posted 30 November 2012 - 10:36 AM
#112
Posted 30 November 2012 - 10:37 AM
nothing else can hold a candle to it.
#113
Posted 30 November 2012 - 10:37 AM
ETA: Strawberry Pie? What the fug??
#114
Posted 30 November 2012 - 10:39 AM
strawberry pie you nimrods...........(although I would have voted for hair pie if listed)
nothing else can hold a candle to it.
There is one strawberry dessert, that dessert is Strawberry Short Cake.
If you are using strawberries for anything else, you are wasting strawberries and time.
#115
Posted 30 November 2012 - 10:39 AM
It's going to look like a prison rape scene from OZ.
"EAT IT BOY EAT EVERY DROP"
#116
Posted 30 November 2012 - 10:40 AM
There is one strawberry dessert, that dessert is Strawberry Short Cake.
If you are using strawberries for anything else, you are wasting strawberries and time.
Finally you talk some sense.
#118
Posted 30 November 2012 - 10:41 AM
they must be from that shithole called Toronto...or close to it
no normal Canadian would do that poo
Toronto, correct.
#119
Posted 30 November 2012 - 10:41 AM
There is one strawberry dessert, that dessert is Strawberry Short Cake.
If you are using strawberries for anything else, you are wasting strawberries and time.
Strawberry pie is nasty... but short cake's not the only thing for them...
My wife made this last summer and it was incredible...
#120
Posted 30 November 2012 - 10:41 AM
There is one strawberry dessert, that dessert is Strawberry Short Cake.
If you are using strawberries for anything else, you are wasting strawberries and time.
I can see your momma never made you a strawberry pie.
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