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Dear Santa

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Dear Santa,

Remember in 1984 when I asked for an Optimus Prime Transformer and you brought me a Gobot instead? Well, you still owe me, fat man, and now I am cashing in. Put down the insulin injections and listen up.

You see, this year I just want to feel a little better about the Panthers, if only for a day. I am tired of feeling like I am watching a team coached by Cousin Eddie as he empties his chemical toilet. I want to feel like the Carolinas have an honest to goodness legitimate NFL team with a future.

What will make me feel this way? I am glad you asked.

This Christmas I would like for the Panthers to beat the Atlanta Falcons on Sunday and send them on a downward spiral ending in yet another "one and done" postseason. At the very least, this will prevent me from the inevitable bourbon induced January coma.

Do these things and all is forgiven.

Love,

Zod

PS. If you can find a way to make Matty Ice crap himself during the game that would be awesome.

PPS. Fuggin Gobots

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This, my hate of Atlanta runs so deep that I would feel a hell of a lot better if we beat them and they go one and done

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We lost to fuging Kansas City. I hate the Dirty Birds but there's no way we will beat them

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signed the kid you gave an odyssey to instead of an atari with a note that says "it's got a keyboard so it's better". BS

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Last night I was getting a midnight snack and I opened my fridge and I paused, then I laughed. Why did I laugh? We just lost to the Kansas City chiefs. We were out coached by a man that just witnessed a suicide.

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Gobots. Fml

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Ohhhhhhhh I had the Optimus Prime where his trailer turned into like a battle base and had the extra little car that came out.....

It was most thrilling to play with.

I also had the Holy Grail of 80's toys..... The Voltron Castle where the mirror would show her ghost dad every now and then.

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SANTA ISN'T REAL!!

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SANTA ISN'T REAL!!

Hater

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The seven year old in me who got a cheap POS RC car instead of one of these....

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Approves this message....

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i just wanna hit puberty but i guess beating atlanta will do

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