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Dear Luke Kuechly

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Hello, I am Zod. I photograph Charlotte's hottest women.

I wanted to let you know they ALL ask about you. They all want to meet you. They all fawn over you and tell me how you are they best looking Panther player in history.

You are young. You are single. You signed a multi million dollar contract.

Take a few years and really enjoy it. I mean... REALLY enjoy it.


That is all.


Zod
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I have to get a jersey.
I swore that if he was "ANYTHING" close to successful I would get his jersey.
Never have I been so wrong about a player.

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LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKEEE

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I have actually dreamed of Luke... :wub:
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[quote name='Kurb' timestamp='1354628805' post='2030762']
I have to get a jersey.
I swore that if he was "ANYTHING" close to successful I would get his jersey.
Never have I been so wrong about a player.
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I'll do your thinking from here on out.


First up, getting J a new Dyson for Christmas is money, baby.

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I bought a counterfeit jersey a couple months back. It isn't perfect, but looks good enough to show my support, and at $30 instead of $250 it was hard to beat.

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And the CDF is gay? Lol

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What really bothers me is I get confused with Luke Kuechly when out on the town. I think it's the glasses.

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There's not another name I say more often in a game more than Kuechly. Guy is in every defensive play.

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[quote name='AceBoogie' timestamp='1354629335' post='2030781']
And the CDF is gay? Lol
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KFF

Kuechly Fug Force

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Are Cam and keek the best looking player combo in the NFL?

The future is bright.

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Jesus Christ our team is so bad we are talking about how attractive players are.
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[quote name='AceBoogie' timestamp='1354629704' post='2030792']
Jesus Christ our team is so bad we are talking about how attractive players are.
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HAHAHAHA.. ITS A TARP

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[quote name='AceBoogie' timestamp='1354629704' post='2030792']
Jesus Christ our team is so bad we are talking about how attractive players are.
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This is stage 4 panther-induced depression.

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[quote name='Scrumtrilescent' timestamp='1354629224' post='2030776']


I'll do your thinking from here on out.


First up, getting J a new Dyson for Christmas is money, baby.
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I was looking at Dyson's yesterday for the wife. Is that bad?


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[quote name='SCP' timestamp='1354630190' post='2030805']
I was looking at Dyson's yesterday for the wife. Is that bad?
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My wife has 3 different vacuums at the house... if I bought her a 4th, she would be happy. Maybe I'll do that.

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I have a house cleaner that comes twice a month.

I don't own a vacuum. :(

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[quote name='Panthro' timestamp='1354630544' post='2030817']
I have a house cleaner that comes twice a month.

I don't own a vacuum. :(
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I fired Molly Maids ass. At least pick up a candle and dust instead of dusting around it. I can do that myself.

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[quote name='nc_biscuit' timestamp='1354630493' post='2030816']


My wife has 3 different vacuums at the house... if I bought her a 4th, she would be happy. Maybe I'll do that.
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Ours died the other day. It's either a Dyson, a new watch, or an iPhone. Decisions....

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[quote name='SCP' timestamp='1354630727' post='2030827']
Ours died the other day. It's either a Dyson, a new watch, or an iPhone. Decisions....
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Vacuum = pussy.

[img]http://www.nickmitchellblog.com/wp-content/uploads/benStillerDoIt1.jpg[/img]

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This thread is now about vacuum cleaners....

We have the Dyson for manual cleaning, Roombas for daily cleaning on a scheduler, and a shop vac when I want to suck bowling balls through a hose without using my mouth.

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When we start playing to our potential, I can see Keek becoming a big star. WGLL (white girls love luke)

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[quote name='nc_biscuit' timestamp='1354630817' post='2030831']


Vacuum = pussy.

[img]http://www.nickmitchellblog.com/wp-content/uploads/benStillerDoIt1.jpg[/img]
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Dyson thinks of everything. Just don't ever put your nuts in one of those wind blade machines.

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[quote name='SCP' timestamp='1354630957' post='2030836']
Dyson thinks of everything. Just don't ever put your nuts in one of those wind blade machines.
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That's probably the last thing I would put my nuts in tyvm.

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[quote name='Scrumtrilescent' timestamp='1354630945' post='2030834']
This thread is now about vacuum cleaners....

We have the Dyson for manual cleaning, Roombas for daily cleaning on a scheduler, and a shop vac when I want to suck bowling balls through a hose without using my mouth.
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Roombas eh? Never considered one of those cause I thought they looked kind of fragile.

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