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#1 Zod

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:45 AM

Hello, I am Zod. I photograph Charlotte's hottest women.

I wanted to let you know they ALL ask about you. They all want to meet you. They all fawn over you and tell me how you are they best looking Panther player in history.

You are young. You are single. You signed a multi million dollar contract.

Take a few years and really enjoy it. I mean... REALLY enjoy it.


That is all.


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#2 Kurb

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:46 AM

I have to get a jersey.
I swore that if he was "ANYTHING" close to successful I would get his jersey.
Never have I been so wrong about a player.

#3 Happy Panther

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:49 AM

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKEEE

#4 Doyle

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:53 AM

I have actually dreamed of Luke... :wub:

#5 Scrumtrilescent

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:53 AM

I have to get a jersey.
I swore that if he was "ANYTHING" close to successful I would get his jersey.
Never have I been so wrong about a player.


I'll do your thinking from here on out.


First up, getting J a new Dyson for Christmas is money, baby.

#6 Kettle

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:54 AM

I bought a counterfeit jersey a couple months back. It isn't perfect, but looks good enough to show my support, and at $30 instead of $250 it was hard to beat.

#7 AceBoogie

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:55 AM

And the CDF is gay? Lol

#8 Panthro

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:55 AM

What really bothers me is I get confused with Luke Kuechly when out on the town. I think it's the glasses.

#9 h0llywood

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:56 AM

There's not another name I say more often in a game more than Kuechly. Guy is in every defensive play.

#10 Panthro

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:56 AM

And the CDF is gay? Lol



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