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Baby Reptilian Alien found in the Farms of Mexico, with DNA tests

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KaseKlosed    314

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1l2qVh0Xw

At the end of last year the farmer, Marao Lopez, handed the corpse over to university scientists who carried out DNA tests and scans.

He claimed that it took him three attempts to drown the creature and he had to hold it underwater for hours.

Tests revealed a creature that is unknown to scientists - its skeleton has characteristics of a lizard, its teeth do not have any roots like humans and it can stay underwater for a long time.

But it also has some similar joints to humans.

Its brain was huge, particularly the rear section, leading scientists to the conclusion that the odd creature was very intelligent.

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That thing is tiny as poo. I always figured reptilians were like the kremlings from Donkey Kong Country. Why are people scared of a "grown" version of that? I could probably kick its dads ass.

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Bronn    4,339

lol... just lol...

I don't even want to begin to look into the huge jumps of logic it took to conclude this was a "reptilian"...

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Floppin    5,443

That's a squirrel monkey.

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Female squirrel monkeys have a pseudo-penis that they use to display dominance over smaller monkeys, in much the same way the male squirrel monkeys display their dominance.

Oooooook.

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PhillyB    40,347

That's a squirrel monkey.

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hilariously this is one of the bigger species of platyhirrines in existence, which is interesting considering proponents of sasquatch believe a human fugged a new world primate to create it

i'm starting to think bigfoot is mangy cats

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Proudiddy    9,510

Saw a Monster Quest a year or so ago about something similar in Mexico. Some dudes supposedly caught a similar creature in a trap inside of a farm and it screamed at them for hours before eventually dying. They submitted it to scientists who concluded it wasn't anything like they had seen or tested before... Fast forward a little while later... Turns out some guy took pieces of different creatures and put them together to make it into a story feeding off the "flying humanoid" stories that were coming out of the area.

This thing looks exactly the same:

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Kurb    4,984

He didn't know what it was, so he drowned it.

Yep.

Come at us cosmos.

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