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Baby Reptilian Alien found in the Farms of Mexico, with DNA tests

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1l2qVh0Xw

At the end of last year the farmer, Marao Lopez, handed the corpse over to university scientists who carried out DNA tests and scans.

He claimed that it took him three attempts to drown the creature and he had to hold it underwater for hours.

Tests revealed a creature that is unknown to scientists - its skeleton has characteristics of a lizard, its teeth do not have any roots like humans and it can stay underwater for a long time.

But it also has some similar joints to humans.

Its brain was huge, particularly the rear section, leading scientists to the conclusion that the odd creature was very intelligent.

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That thing is tiny as poo. I always figured reptilians were like the kremlings from Donkey Kong Country. Why are people scared of a "grown" version of that? I could probably kick its dads ass.

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That's a squirrel monkey.

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Squirrel_Monkey_skeleton19-.jpg

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lol... just lol...

I don't even want to begin to look into the huge jumps of logic it took to conclude this was a "reptilian"...

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Yeesh I'd think aliens would be less freaky than those godamn creepy ass monkeys

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That's a squirrel monkey.

squirrel%20monkey%20skel.jpg

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Squirrel_Monkey_skeleton19-.jpg

Female squirrel monkeys have a pseudo-penis that they use to display dominance over smaller monkeys, in much the same way the male squirrel monkeys display their dominance.

Oooooook.

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800px-Mallard_with_visible_pseudo-penis.jpg

Duck Psuedo-penis.

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Never knew when i woke up this morning id see my first Duck Dick today

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I'm gon' come at you like a spider monkey

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I take cenegenics

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but it do not looks like ET

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That's a squirrel monkey.

squirrel%20monkey%20skel.jpg

Squirrel%20monkey.jpg

Squirrel_Monkey_skeleton19-.jpg

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