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Baby Reptilian Alien found in the Farms of Mexico, with DNA tests


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#1 KaseKlosed

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:48 PM




At the end of last year the farmer, Marao Lopez, handed the corpse over to university scientists who carried out DNA tests and scans.

He claimed that it took him three attempts to drown the creature and he had to hold it underwater for hours.

Tests revealed a creature that is unknown to scientists - its skeleton has characteristics of a lizard, its teeth do not have any roots like humans and it can stay underwater for a long time.

But it also has some similar joints to humans.

Its brain was huge, particularly the rear section, leading scientists to the conclusion that the odd creature was very intelligent.

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 09:02 PM

That thing is tiny as poo. I always figured reptilians were like the kremlings from Donkey Kong Country. Why are people scared of a "grown" version of that? I could probably kick its dads ass.

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 10:13 PM

That's a squirrel monkey.



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#4 Bronn

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 10:18 PM

lol... just lol...

I don't even want to begin to look into the huge jumps of logic it took to conclude this was a "reptilian"...

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 10:30 PM

Yeesh I'd think aliens would be less freaky than those godamn creepy ass monkeys

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 10:35 PM

That's a squirrel monkey.



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Female squirrel monkeys have a pseudo-penis that they use to display dominance over smaller monkeys, in much the same way the male squirrel monkeys display their dominance.


Oooooook.

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 10:36 PM

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Duck Psuedo-penis.

#8 Panthro

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 10:40 PM

Never knew when i woke up this morning id see my first Duck Dick today

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 10:41 PM

I'm gon' come at you like a spider monkey

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 10:42 PM

I take cenegenics

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 10:54 PM

but it do not looks like ET

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 11:14 PM

That's a squirrel monkey.



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Posted 04 December 2012 - 11:55 PM

That's a squirrel monkey.



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hilariously this is one of the bigger species of platyhirrines in existence, which is interesting considering proponents of sasquatch believe a human fugged a new world primate to create it

i'm starting to think bigfoot is mangy cats

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 12:13 PM

Saw a Monster Quest a year or so ago about something similar in Mexico. Some dudes supposedly caught a similar creature in a trap inside of a farm and it screamed at them for hours before eventually dying. They submitted it to scientists who concluded it wasn't anything like they had seen or tested before... Fast forward a little while later... Turns out some guy took pieces of different creatures and put them together to make it into a story feeding off the "flying humanoid" stories that were coming out of the area.

This thing looks exactly the same:
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Posted 05 December 2012 - 01:16 PM

He didn't know what it was, so he drowned it.
Yep.

Come at us cosmos.


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