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Baby Reptilian Alien found in the Farms of Mexico, with DNA tests

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1l2qVh0Xw


[color=#333333][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(235, 235, 235)]At the end of last year the farmer, Marao Lopez, handed the corpse over to university scientists who carried out DNA tests and scans.[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(235, 235, 235)]He claimed that it took him three attempts to drown the creature and he had to hold it underwater for hours.[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(235, 235, 235)]Tests revealed a creature that is unknown to scientists - its skeleton has characteristics of a lizard, its teeth do not have any roots like humans and it can stay underwater for a long time.[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(235, 235, 235)]But it also has some similar joints to humans.[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(235, 235, 235)]Its brain was huge, particularly the rear section, leading scientists to the conclusion that the odd creature was very intelligent.[/background][/size][/font][/color]

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That thing is tiny as poo. I always figured reptilians were like the kremlings from Donkey Kong Country. Why are people scared of a "grown" version of [i][u]that[/u][/i]? I could probably kick its dads ass.

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That's a squirrel monkey.



[img]http://www.shortstreet.net/ho/squirrel%20monkey%20skel.jpg[/img]
[img]http://prometheus.med.utah.edu/~bwjones/wp-content/uploads/iblog/Squirrel%20monkey.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.alcione.org/Squirrel_Monkey_skeleton19-.jpg[/img]

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lol... just lol...

I don't even want to begin to look into the huge jumps of logic it took to conclude this was a "reptilian"...

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Yeesh I'd think aliens would be less freaky than those godamn creepy ass monkeys

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[quote name='rodeo' timestamp='1354677182' post='2031775']
That's a squirrel monkey.



[img]http://www.shortstreet.net/ho/squirrel%20monkey%20skel.jpg[/img]
[img]http://prometheus.med.utah.edu/~bwjones/wp-content/uploads/iblog/Squirrel%20monkey.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.alcione.org/Squirrel_Monkey_skeleton19-.jpg[/img]
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[quote][color=#000000][font=sans-serif][size=3]Female squirrel monkeys have a [/size][/font][/color][url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudo-penis"]pseudo-penis[/url][color=#000000][font=sans-serif][size=3] that they use to display dominance over smaller monkeys, in much the same way the male squirrel monkeys display their dominance.[/size][/font][/color][/quote]

Oooooook.

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[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/Mallard_with_visible_pseudo-penis.jpg/800px-Mallard_with_visible_pseudo-penis.jpg[/img]

Duck Psuedo-penis.

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Never knew when i woke up this morning id see my first Duck Dick today

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I'm gon' come at you like a spider monkey

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I take cenegenics

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but it do not looks like ET

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[quote name='rodeo' timestamp='1354677182' post='2031775']
That's a squirrel monkey.



[img]http://www.shortstreet.net/ho/squirrel%20monkey%20skel.jpg[/img]
[img]http://prometheus.med.utah.edu/~bwjones/wp-content/uploads/iblog/Squirrel%20monkey.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.alcione.org/Squirrel_Monkey_skeleton19-.jpg[/img]
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/kpv0l.jpg[/img]

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