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Baby Reptilian Alien found in the Farms of Mexico, with DNA tests

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That's a squirrel monkey.

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hilariously this is one of the bigger species of platyhirrines in existence, which is interesting considering proponents of sasquatch believe a human fugged a new world primate to create it

i'm starting to think bigfoot is mangy cats

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Saw a Monster Quest a year or so ago about something similar in Mexico. Some dudes supposedly caught a similar creature in a trap inside of a farm and it screamed at them for hours before eventually dying. They submitted it to scientists who concluded it wasn't anything like they had seen or tested before... Fast forward a little while later... Turns out some guy took pieces of different creatures and put them together to make it into a story feeding off the "flying humanoid" stories that were coming out of the area.

This thing looks exactly the same:

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He didn't know what it was, so he drowned it.

Yep.

Come at us cosmos.

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I hear it's pet was a chupacabra.

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we are a hyper-evolved spacefaring race that has traveled a vast distance to the planet earth.

sadly, we have been thwarted by a rusty steel trap in a mexican farmer's barn

-directed by m. night shyamalan

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Saw a Monster Quest a year or so ago about something similar in Mexico. Some dudes supposedly caught a similar creature in a trap inside of a farm and it screamed at them for hours before eventually dying. They submitted it to scientists who concluded it wasn't anything like they had seen or tested before... Fast forward a little while later... Turns out some guy took pieces of different creatures and put them together to make it into a story feeding off the "flying humanoid" stories that were coming out of the area.

This thing looks exactly the same:

Most of the articles I found were in spanish, but it looks like the guy behind this was a taxidermist, too. At least most articles about him have him standing with a bunch of taxidermy things.

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Most of the articles I found were in spanish, but it looks like the guy behind this was a taxidermist, too. At least most articles about him have him standing with a bunch of taxidermy things.

Yeah, I had read that as well. Wouldn't surprise me at all to see something similar come out of this story.

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Ah yep here it is. He is a taxidermist and has admitted it's a hoax.

It’s just the corpse of a skinned squirrel-monkey. I took its ears out and involved it with all the hair and fluids of all animals I could find, then I dried it. All samples they take of it will come out as being of different animals.”

http://forgetomori.com/2010/aliens/the-metepec-creature-author-confess-hoax/

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Someone explain to me what a reptilian is

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