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[Panthers Nation]

What are your ideas?

Don't say sell stuff on the internet

Dope Boy?

[I Registered To Post This]

I have a 78 black beauty with triple humbucks. I would be homeless before I gave that one up. I'm serious

yeah if i had that guitar i'd be sleeping on the street before i'd let it go too.

[TheAmericanDream]

Sperm bank worked for me!

[g5jamz]

I wonder if I can just go around and get paid at sperm donor facilities under other names...not telling them I had a vasectomy.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

Sperm bank worked for me!

that wasn't a sperm bank, it was a gloryhole

[mmmbeans]

I wonder if I can just go around and get paid at sperm donor facilities under other names...not telling them I had a vasectomy.

probably not, but worst case scenario, you spend the day jerking off.

[TheAmericanDream]

I wonder if I can just go around and get paid at sperm donor facilities under other names...not telling them I had a vasectomy.

No!

[TheAmericanDream]

that wasn't a sperm bank, it was a gloryhole

There was this big hole and above it said Sperm bank.

[g5jamz]

probably not, but worst case scenario, you spend the day jerking off.

Been there...

Who hasn't.

[neverlosethefeeling]

Invent something that nobody has, yet everyone needs.

Or if you're really savvy, you'll invent something no one has, no one needs and convince everyone that they need it.

[PhillyB]

sell your les paul custom and vintage effects pedals

that's what i had to do

is that why you changed your username?

[I Registered To Post This]

is that why you changed your username?

nah i just thought it would be funny to imply that every post was my first one

sadly it wasn't

[PhillyB]

nah i just thought it would be funny to imply that every post was my first one

sadly it wasn't

if its any comfort i had to sell my les paul/effects rig too a couple years ago to pay off some debts and buy a dumbass lump of carbon so i could propose

luckily the les paul was an epiphone and the pedal was a $40 piece of poo, so it wasnt a big deal to change my username from Boss DS-1 to PhillyB

[Bronn]

lol my dad's got a mid 50's Les Paul worth approximately $25k... He has other LPs too...

[I Registered To Post This]

lol my dad's got a mid 50's Les Paul worth approximately $25k... He has other LPs too...

yeah i wouldn't doubt it.

there are still 59 bursts probably sitting in attics all across america