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FurdTurgason

The Mitch Hedberg thread

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2 of my favorites of his: I can read minds... Doesnt matter though 'cause Im illiterate....

I am against picketing. I just dont know how to show it....

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Listening to Smackie the Frog on iheartradio right now.

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Sadly never really heard much of his stuff before, just knew the name. That video had me laughing though.

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I never got a hole-in-one in golf, but I did hit a guy...which is a much more satisfying accomplishment.

You're supposed to yell "Fore" but I was too busy saying, "There's no way it's going to hit him."

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I never got a hole-in-one in golf, but I did hit a guy...which is a much more satisfying accomplishment.

You're supposed to yell "Fore" but I was too busy saying, "There's no way it's going to hit him."

LMAO. I can relate to that one.

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An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You'll never see an "escalator temporarily out of service" sign. You'll see a "escalator temporary stairs; sorry for the convenience".

The "Phil" heckler on his last CD was hilarious too. Too lazy to youtube it, but it's a great bit.

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