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FurdTurgason

The Mitch Hedberg thread

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2 of my favorites of his: I can read minds... Doesnt matter though 'cause Im illiterate....

I am against picketing. I just dont know how to show it....

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I never got a hole-in-one in golf, but I did hit a guy...which is a much more satisfying accomplishment.

You're supposed to yell "Fore" but I was too busy saying, "There's no way it's going to hit him."

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I never got a hole-in-one in golf, but I did hit a guy...which is a much more satisfying accomplishment.

You're supposed to yell "Fore" but I was too busy saying, "There's no way it's going to hit him."

LMAO. I can relate to that one.

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An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You'll never see an "escalator temporarily out of service" sign. You'll see a "escalator temporary stairs; sorry for the convenience".

The "Phil" heckler on his last CD was hilarious too. Too lazy to youtube it, but it's a great bit.

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Funny that he had stage fright... You can see his nervousness in them 6 minutes...

From wiki:

Hedberg was interviewed by Jonathan Davis in the December 2001 issue of Penthouse. In the interview, published three years before his death, he was asked "If you could choose, how would you end your life?" His response was "First, I'd want to get famous, and then I'd overdose. If I overdosed at this stage in my career, I would be lucky if it made the back pages."

Wow.

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LMAO. I can relate to that one.

ditto. old guys are funny with their pitching wedges, argyle socks, legend of bagger vance knee knockers, and golf cart.

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Mitch is the greatest of all time. Nobody will ever replace him and anyone that does is just knocking of his bit.

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