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I woke up this AM with no pants on

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Funny, I have been in a hotel now for 4 nights. This morning I woke up with no pajama pants, no boxers...nothing down below.

How da fuc do you explain that?

P.s. I am alone

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You fell asleep to 50 Fist Dates again?

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You were cranking it and you passed out. What's there to explain?

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That's what doing meth in a lonely hotel room will do to you.

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Perhaps one beileves his own screen name just a wee bit.

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I wake up almost every morning like this.

Inevitably at some point every night, I decide that my pants are too restrictive and I push them off in my sleep.

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S.O.P.

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Who sleeps with pants on??

weird

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So did I, but I was in my girlfriend's sorority house and her naked roommate was in the bed next to us.

God bless college.

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what is his name?

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That's what doing meth in a lonely hotel room will do to you.

If that's the case, he would've never been asleep. He might have had his pants off, but he definitely wouldn't have been asleep!

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If that's the case, he would've never been asleep. He might have had his pants off, but he definitely wouldn't have been asleep!

Why did you take that porn pic down in the freestyle thread,?t was pretty funny.

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