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Tips on gifts for girlfriend of almost 4 years.

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HEY NOW! I'm someone's first wife! :)

You're grandfathered in the statement has only recently gained validity.

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I've already fuging got her everthing lol.

Patriot tickets

Blu Ray Player

Jewellery up the ass

Build A Bear if Wes Welker

Gronkowski authentic jersey

Patriot hoodies

Her favourite movies on Blu Ray (Beauty & The Beast, Lion King, Big Daddy)

Every Season of Boy Meets World

Clitoral and Vaginal orgasm simultaneously

2 vibrators (Zeus & Nemo)

Netflix subscription

the list goes on over the years. I'm just running out of ideas...

Her parents are buying her an Xbox for Christmas so that's out.

fuging hell. Get yourself a present and get a lady with some taste.

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fuging hell. Get yourself a present and get a lady with some taste.

you highlighted all those things but missed that "big daddy" was one of her favorite movies?

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fuging hell. Get yourself a present and get a lady with some taste.

I stick it to her whenever I can for being a Pat's fan but hey we live in Connecticut. But I also have her convinced I fuged one of the cheerleaders in High School. Which I may have.

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you highlighted all those things but missed that "big daddy" was one of her favorite movies?

I was so taken back by everything as a whole.

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you highlighted all those things but missed that "big daddy" was one of her favorite movies?

Guilty Pleasure movies seems more like the word for them. That or nostalgic.

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what about a fake ID??...those are usually good for kids that can't drink legally :)

*sigh* I don't even remember when I was 20

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what about a fake ID??...those are usually good for 20 year olds ...

Has one.

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why did you put jewelry up her ass?

what kinda smuggling ring you got going?

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