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[Scrumtrilescent]

1. Deep tissue or go the hell home. Get one monthly and they are heavenly.
2. Ellen, if you're gonna take that many hot dogs to the face, at least use all beef, baby.
3. I completely agree with the get out now comments. Get out. Now. Your 38 year old self will beg you.

[Panthers_Lover]

HEY NOW! I'm someone's first wife!

Me, too! Well, actually, I WAS someone's first wife.

[Panthers_Lover]

What is the best massage for her to get? I'm reading Hot Stone is the most relaxing while Deep Tissue really does a number on you.

Hot rock, for sure. 90 minutes.

[Hawk]

Jewellery up the ass
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I was thinking along the same lines....get her some new sammich making gear and a dildo

if she doesn't like making sammiches, she can go fug herself

[Dxterity]

I was thinking along the same lines....get her some new sammich making gear and a dildo

if she doesn't like making sammiches, she can go fug herself

[pstall]

if you are unsure ALWAYS follow these two nuggets from uncle pstall.

find out what she wants and if it's feasible, get EXACTLY what she asked for. then you can surprise with her something else and walk away a champ.

but, NEVER, try to think you know what she wants without running proper intel.

[pstall]

if you are unsure ALWAYS follow these two nuggets from uncle pstall.

find out what she wants and if it's feasible, get EXACTLY what she asked for. then you can surprise with her something else and walk away a champ. so that's 2 gifts you get paco.

but, NEVER, try to think you know what she wants without running proper intel.

[OnlyPantherFaninMaine]

My girlfriend is 20 as well brotha...this Christmas I got her:

Michael Kors watch she's been wanting
Pair of shoes she has wanted for a while
Carolina Panther panties (she's a patriots fan as well)
Build a Bear
Hand-made gift card for a 20 minute massage by yours truly

After reading the list of things you have given her that's tough for sure. I'd just take her out for a nice dinner, give her a nice card, and tell her you will take her shopping to pick something out with the rest of the $100-$125.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

lingerie
stripper heels
enrollment in a class on how to give oral sex

[Jackofalltrades]

P.S. I know you "love" her and everything but you will wish later on that you were single during these years.

Truth.

[Bwood]

You guys are killing my dick with all this mid life marriage regret shitt.

Y'all must have some boring ass, crazy hags for wives.

[SmittyistheGOAT]

lingerie
stripper heels
enrollment in a class on how to give oral sex

[LifeisaGarden]

My husband once got me a pocket rocket. We had the most wonderfulous Christmas ever.
Come to think of it, maybe I should go look at the toy store and send him a link.

[Cat]

I just got mine a freaking $200 purse yesterday...silly poo. But maybe a purse, or shoes?

But damn, already a necklace and bracelet...might as well go with the ring mentioned earlier.

Honestly I'd be pissed if my husband spent $200 on a purse. Of course I wouldn't be very happy with expensive jewelry either.

I'd rather a weekend get away and some jewelry from Express or Body Central, furniture or a new gadget.

[Cat]

P.S. I know you "love" her and everything but you will wish later on that you were single during these years.

That's not a guarantee. I got married at 19, I don't recommend it to everyone and I know I missed out on somethings but hell people who didn't get married missed out on some awesomeness too. We grew up together and had fun doing it. We have a lot of fun good memories together.