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#61 FurdTurgason

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:12 PM

Jeff Dunham is the highest grossing comedian of all time.



That can't be true. Is it?

Next you'll say it's Dane Whatshisface.

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:16 PM

That can't be true. Is it?

Next you'll say it's Dane Whatshisface.


Well for last year, anyhow. I'm not sure of "all time". Jerry Seinfeld would be near the top I would think.

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:20 PM

Because, the only thing funnier than a conservative comedian is





everything...

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:20 PM

Larry David could buy and sell most of these guys...he's worth close to a billion

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:25 PM

Larry David could buy and sell most of these guys...he's worth close to a billion


Jerry is around 800 million or so. You can look anyone up here.

http://www.theriches...feld-net-worth/

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:29 PM

I just want to punch jeff dunham in the face


what is the opposite of funny?

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:29 PM

I got that from the comment section of an article I was reading in relation to the thread. I didn't even think about it before I repeated, much less find a source. He's probably not even top 10. Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Letterman, Leno, Dane Cook, etc.

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:30 PM

Foxworthy is worth $100M

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:32 PM

I am not sure why, conservatives have lots of great jokes, for instance...

Have you heard the one about the knitter, the Jew, the phag and the Catholic Priest?

Oh, wait, now I see what you mean.

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:34 PM

those pesky knitters!

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 11:45 PM

by huddle standards im a conservative. if you guys want we could do this for charity. get some open mike slots at a comedy club and go at it.

if you are afraid of public speaking going ahead and say it now.

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 11:57 PM

Bring your own crickets

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 11:58 PM

by huddle standards im a conservative. if you guys want we could do this for charity. get some open mike slots at a comedy club and go at it.

if you are afraid of public speaking going ahead and say it now.


Not sure. Can we pay our cover charge with food stamps, since we're all just libtard moochers?

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 12:00 AM

Jerry is around 800 million or so. You can look anyone up here.

http://www.theriches...feld-net-worth/


I love this @SeinfeldToday

#75 SZ James (banned)

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 12:07 AM

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