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Just heard Santa will no longer smoke and wears faux fur, what the hell is next?

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haha yeah those crybaby libs are always bitchin about the most trivial bullshït, right guys?

haha yeah those pantywaist libs

oh no you didn't just fug with my mythical magic fat man and/or wish me a happy holiday

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oh no!

anybody can rewrite or alter any christmas song they want provided they're not violating any copyright laws. it's called freedom of exp<b></b>ression and if you don't like it then maybe north korea is the country for you.

Congrats on bringing up NK, such a "mighty threat" that cannot even afford to feed their own people, and have had one moment of glory with one rocket launch success, big fuging whoop, like a nuke could travel all the way over to the US before it was intercepted. NK is a sad excuse for a joke. If NK was a bank robber, it would wear a paper bag over its head and point a finger with thumb up at a teller and say "give me all your money".

Go jack off with barb wire dickhead.

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Speaking of destroying christmas, I hear some nativity scenes are using a white jesus.

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Congrats on bringing up NK, such a "mighty threat" that cannot even afford to feed their own people, and have had one moment of glory with one rocket launch success, big fuging whoop, like a nuke could travel all the way over to the US before it was intercepted. NK is a sad excuse for a joke. If NK was a bank robber, it would wear a paper bag over its head and point a finger with thumb up at a teller and say "give me all your money".

Go jack off with barb wire dickhead.

what am i reading

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I like faux fur

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Also still loling at the notion that it's everyone else who has "sensitive needs".

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i think he's asking me to jack off to barb wire, that 1996 box office bomb starring pamela anderson's bolt-ons. i took care of that in middle school though.

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So his original suit was made of fur? What, did he kill Clifford the big red dog or something?

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We could start a grass root campaign. Call it Mo Faux.

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So his original suit was made of fur? What, did he kill Clifford the big red dog or something?

ex-reindeer.

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Seriously, what the fug is up with this country trying to cater to everyone's sensitive needs? It's not going to work, there are just too many opinions.

On the radio, I heard a new version of "The night before Christmas" will be rewritten so that Santa does not smoke a pipe and has faux fur, supposedly to be more appropriate for children.

What the hell is next? A multiracial, gay, anti-gun, pro-life, elf worker union, animal activist Santa who uses robotic reindeer so that the real reindeer don't get to cold?

& I wrote one where he was giving out weed, & hookers drinking a 40, so...?

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