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Just heard Santa will no longer smoke and wears faux fur, what the hell is next?


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#16 Nicks To The Colts

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:18 PM

Congrats on bringing up NK, such a "mighty threat" that cannot even afford to feed their own people, and have had one moment of glory with one rocket launch success, big fuging whoop, like a nuke could travel all the way over to the US before it was intercepted. NK is a sad excuse for a joke. If NK was a bank robber, it would wear a paper bag over its head and point a finger with thumb up at a teller and say "give me all your money".

Go jack off with barb wire dickhead.


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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:24 PM

goddamn OP is one butthurt mofo

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:25 PM

I like faux fur

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:27 PM

Also still loling at the notion that it's everyone else who has "sensitive needs".



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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:28 PM

i think he's asking me to jack off to barb wire, that 1996 box office bomb starring pamela anderson's bolt-ons. i took care of that in middle school though.

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:29 PM

So his original suit was made of fur? What, did he kill Clifford the big red dog or something?

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:31 PM

We could start a grass root campaign. Call it Mo Faux.

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:53 PM

So his original suit was made of fur? What, did he kill Clifford the big red dog or something?


ex-reindeer.

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 02:34 PM

Seriously, what the fug is up with this country trying to cater to everyone's sensitive needs? It's not going to work, there are just too many opinions.

On the radio, I heard a new version of "The night before Christmas" will be rewritten so that Santa does not smoke a pipe and has faux fur, supposedly to be more appropriate for children.

What the hell is next? A multiracial, gay, anti-gun, pro-life, elf worker union, animal activist Santa who uses robotic reindeer so that the real reindeer don't get to cold?



& I wrote one where he was giving out weed, & hookers drinking a 40, so...?

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 04:21 PM

What is next? Getting rid of him all together would be ideal. Santa has no religious/spiritual relation to anything. He is a poster boy for a pagan holiday based on consumerism and materialism, and nothing more. It's time for santa to go.

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 04:32 PM

Well he was a Saint

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 04:40 PM

What is next? Getting rid of him all together would be ideal. Santa has no religious/spiritual relation to anything. He is a poster boy for a pagan holiday based on consumerism and materialism, and nothing more. It's time for santa to go.


I disagree, I've always seen him as the spirit of giving... plus he's Odin's alter ego, thus a badass.

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 05:00 PM

Santa has no religious/spiritual relation to anything.


I dont know about that. I've always enjoyed how we celebrate the birthday of God's son by making kids believe in a generous old bearded man, then telling them its all a lie when they get older

Really brings out the faith, dont you think?

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 05:10 PM

santa: the one thing venom doesn't believe in.

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 05:34 PM

I actually think lying to my future demon offspring about santa will be a good thing.

I remember it being my first lesson on healthy skepticism.


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