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How come nobody drives around with a cat in the car?

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Does this finally prove dogs are superior because you can actually drive a motor vehicle with one in your lap or in the passenger seat and it look actually cool?

I mean I know cats are from Satan's scrotum but just curious.

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Because **** cats, that's why

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Cats are useless wastes of fur, bones and otherwise cool claws.

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does a cat actually do anything?

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Take up oxygen

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My son's cat would ride with him if he'd let her. I think he's scared to, though. She already will turn off his xbox when she wants his attention and bitch slap him. Who knows what she'd do to him in a car.

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I hate cats with a passion, sneaky, unpredictable, evil creatures.

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and you treacherous devils call yourselves panthers fans. go burn your memorabilia now.

you don't ride around with a panther in your car because the motherfuger will kill you and your damn dog.

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and you treacherous devils call yourselves panthers fans. go burn your memorabilia now.

you don't ride around with a panther in your car because the motherfuger will kill you and your damn dog.

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My ex used to ride with a cat every where... that cat pissed me off so bad... it kept trying to crawl under her break pedal.

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A cat won't let you dress it up for Christmas and carry it around Target. Cats have self-respect. As do their owners.

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^^^ cat owner.

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