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lol

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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still waiting.” It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform.

The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, “What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?”

The Marine calmly replied, “God was too busy today protecting America ’s soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an a$$. So, He sent me.”

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i know literally dozens of people that would think that's the best thing they've ever read and is so totally true and stuff

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I like how all of those chainmails involve a LIBERAL ARTS PROFESSOR denying the existence of God and a MURRICA-LOVIN service member who puts the professor in his place with common sense and truthiness.

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Yup, all of em.

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the arrogant atheist professor is the strawman of choice for a ridiculous number of forwarded chain mails that try to show how silly they are

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Hug?

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the part that was cut off was Hugs not Thugs...

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this is good

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from somethingawful. can't argue with much of it

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